bonus birthday

-When you offer someone happy birthday congratulations on day which is not of their birth
-Often inciting accidental joy
-Anniversary of nothing relevant to the recipient

"Hey, happy birthday!"
"My birthday is in October"

"It's your Bonus Birthday dick brain"

by Malcoski July 26, 2016

Bonut

A "bonut" is when you stick your penis through the hole of a donut.

A "blownut" is when you get a blowjob whilst sticking your dick through a donut.

"I just made a bonut!"

"If I stick my dick through it too we can make it a bronut!"

"Y'know Stacy? She just gave me a blownut!"

by PingPongChingChongDingDong October 22, 2018

bogus bonus

When you lose millions of dollars for your company, then expect them back in the form of a huge bonus for yourself.

Gee, why do I have to work so hard just to feed myself when I could just get a bogus bonus.

by Guido1 March 21, 2009

bust bonus

A bust bonus is given to the father after the mother confirms she's pregnant. It’s similar to a push gift for the mother after she’s given birth to the baby.

Did you get your wife a push gift for giving birth to your son? No, she never gave me a bust bonus!

by Mr_Larry_Quinn June 19, 2022

'fuck-off' bonus

Bonus so big you can give up your job.

"- the difference between what they would call a 'fuck-off' bonus or something more modest" - from "How Do We Fix This Mess by Robert Peston

by johnbo August 8, 2014

bonus

An extraordinarily long or large genitalia. Usually referring to men of the African American race.

Damn, Terrell's fuckin' 'uge. He's got bonus.

by Joseph Dirt June 13, 2005

bonus

An unwanted member of any group.

"Why does that kid sit with you guys?"
"Dunno, he's just Bonus ( or 'he's just a Bonus')."

by Diego June 29, 2003