Angry blueberry smoothie

This is a variation of the blueberry smoothie (when you stick blueberries up a woman's cunt, pounding the shit out of her box until the blueberries get good and smashed, mixing with his nut inside her to a smooth, frothy consistency). After making the blueberry smoothie, you smack the woman in the nose and make her drink the blood gushing from her nose while you (or another person) consume the fresh blueberry smoothie oozing from her pussy.

"I was feeling a little passive aggressive today, so rather than the usual blueberry smoothie I get on my Tuesday lunch break, I decided to make it an Angry blueberry smoothie. Besides, my girlfriend has been a bitch the last few days anyway, so she deserved it."

by Anita Creampie October 9, 2008

blueberry

a blackberry phone that is literally a worthless piece of shit.

person one: "wow! i didnt know you had a blackberry!"
person two: "it was a blackberry until i scratched it and ripped out the track ball- now its a blueberry."
person one: "oh, sorry dude."

by ineedanewphone December 13, 2009

blueberry picker

A migrant worker who spends all his/ her days picking blueberry's in Hammonton NJ.

A Hispanics persons only job "blueberry picker".

Welcome to America, NOW GET TO WORK YOU DIRTY BLUE BERRY PICKER!

by somanking June 10, 2011

Blueberry

He is the shortesttttt of all the boys. Though he is without a doubt the best at making funny’s. He may not know when to draw the line yet he can somehow gets away with it. He does the majority of the flaming but it’s all in good fun, right?

Wowww, everyone wants to be Blueberry’s friend!!

by knox(y) March 29, 2022

blueberry surprise

1: When recieving fellatio and at the point of orgasmic climax, the giver forcefully grabs the recievers testicles and shoves them into the person's tight, sensitive asshole. The results in a very surprised look and, sadly, blue balls.

She gave me such a blueberry surprise I haven't touched my nuts in weeks or taken a dump in a month.

by Roy Sanchez August 8, 2006

Blueberry Jam

When a girl has a Blue Waffle and gets wet, then that liquid tends to have a different color than normal fluid, it's turns a blue-red color which is called Blueberry Jam.

Girl: Uh Uh Uhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Boy:What The Hell is that!
Girl: It's Blueberry Jam

by HeyItsMeBro October 8, 2011

Blue Bear

A general sigh or deep breath that is done for no other reason than it feels good.

"Woman: (sigh), Man: What's wrong?, Woman: Blue Bear."

by StormmieSkyes May 25, 2017