blonde choch from ohio

His name is Logan Paul
He’s blonde
He’s from Ohio
He’s a #Vlogdude
He’s he’s a choch

“I’m a blonde choch from Ohio I’m Logan Paul and I’m a #Vlogdude”

by BeAMaverickLogangsters September 22, 2017

Blonde Herring

1. A blonde woman who seems to be very attractive from behind or at a distance, but after turning around she is actually very ugly.Usually happens in clubs when you are very drunk.

2. A very unusual fish.

1. (2 Blokes in a club)

Bloke 1: "Fucking hell look at that blonde over there i'd love to give her one mate".

Bloke 2: "You're not the only one mate i wanna bend her over that table over there".

(At this point the blonde woman turns around and she looks about 50 and has black teeth)

Bloke 1: "Jesus christ she looks worse than your mother!".

2. (Two blokes on a fishing trip, one has just caught a fish)

Bloke 1: "What the fuck is THAT!? It's got yellow hair!".

Bloke 2: "It's a blonde herring isn't it you stupid wanker".

by D Bro September 14, 2008

Aeroplane Blonde

Woman who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has black pubic hair, i.e "A Black Box"

Nah John, my wifes not a natural blonde, she's an aeroplane blonde mate, always carries a black box

by Bougmont August 6, 2008

Blondage

Being tied down and forced to watch a video clip by a rockstar celebrity with tight abs long hair and no brains more than once or twice.

In large doses blondage is known to cause brain damage bad perms and tight skirts in females.

He was subjected to blondage when he went to her parents house. There was nothing else to watch.

by Vigo the Conqueror March 27, 2010

blondeturage

A cliquey group of blondes that tend to have a queen bee.

Ella- "I wish I could be a part of Lauren's blondeturage! All the guys are in love with them!"
Marty- "To bad you never will be! Your brunette!"
Ella- "Bitch."

by Mizagow May 1, 2008

blondify

1. it is the physical change of dying your hair blonde

2. also a change in a character's disposition which causes them to portray a stereotypical blonde

Why did Chris Brown blondify himself?

She decided to blondify herself so she would fit in with the rest of the girls.

by KtotheJ April 3, 2011

blonde speak

The given language predominately spoken by blonde females and does not have a set pattern of speech. It is not easily understood by non-blondes, male or female. Males especially struggle understanding the language when spoken aloud and believe it is open to their interpretation. That "interpretation" of the language has been known to be the main culprit in relationship issues and physical altercations.

He never understood her blonde speak and is therefore sitting home alone in front of his big screen with a bag of Cheetos.

by native speaker February 4, 2012