bitch blapped

When a woman with a strap on dildo uses it to hit a man in the face

Before he had time to wipe the sleep from his eyes the cross dressing lesbian pulled out her strap on dildo and bitch blapped him.

by Deejaybee August 26, 2010

Blaspheem

when someone blatantly lies to your face

person 1: The sky is always green person 2: Dont BLASPHEEM at me like that

by Callabong December 4, 2010

blapster

a woman that recieved a hit from the penis on her head

blapster will recieve this when she arque about sex

by Slapman April 12, 2014

Blaptise

When a member of the church slaps you on the face with his genitalia

Derek the priest: I had such fun with that altar boy yesterday.
Man: Did you Blaptise him?

by RadicalPlatypus February 27, 2017

blasphemology

The study of the language of blasphemy. Common language known as cussing and bad words.

Bro. You take blasphemology too? I literally wish the fucking rain would stop.

by DottsNames September 18, 2018

Blaptist

A person that will only use drugs intravenously because of their strong beliefs and extensive knowledge from experience.

No thank you. I appreciate your offer to smoke meth. But, I'm a Blaptist and I won't be converted. I don't smoke meth. I blap that shit.

by So Short March 13, 2019

blasplayphully

A portmanteau of Blasphemous and Playfully, referring to colloquialisms or phrases that, while blasphemous to the Christian faith, are widely-used by Christians across the USA. Just because you say Jeebus Cripes doesn't mean you aren't taking the Lord's name in vain! But somehow it's not so bad...

"Cheese and crackers is both blasplayphul and sacrilicious"

Tread: "That's a hell of a lot of pasta"

Fledd: "Do you really mean that the amount of pasta here is enough to turn your world into a hellish pastascape of demonic intensity?"
Tread: "shut the fuck up Fledd...blasplayphully speaking, your mom should have had the right to choose."

by bandaloop May 22, 2019