give birth to a check 

refers to having a baby to get a check from baby's father. Affects men with money: ballers, dope boys, ball players, rappers, actors and regular businessmen.

Becky let Leroy hit raw dog for a half of stack she was trying to give birth to a check. That's some hood shit.She knew he was on that hen dog.

give birth to a check by bert2 August 9, 2006

Mexican birth control 

Mexicans, by way of being Catholic, are not allowed to use birth control methods.

Instead, their birth control consists of pulling out before the point of conception.

See example.

Guy: Oh shit, we can't hook up I don't have a condom
Girl: We can just use Mexican birth control
Guy: Fuck yea, thanks Mexico

Mexican birth control by kyleatx December 13, 2010

poster child for birth control

the child that the put up on posters to make people say,"oh dear jebus! im going to start taking birth control so that doesn't end up poping out of me."

"you are the poster child for birth control."

poster child for birth control by bhrome April 4, 2004

give birth to a nigger 

To give birth to a nigger is an euphemism for taking a shit. Not sure where it comes from but out of all the euphemisms, it is perhaps the one that is the most true to the original statement.

Holy crap, I need to give birth to a nigger, I'll be right back!

give birth to a nigger by Lee Ji Hoon August 3, 2007

give birth to a politician

to have a bowel movement, to defecate

I'll be right back I have to give birth to a politician.

give birth to a politician by The Return of Light Joker December 9, 2009

Ego Birth 

The opposite of Ego Death. An Ego Birth is when a person, usually a (cis caucasian male) takes psychedelics, then proceeds to become more of an insufferable person than they were before. They often brag about discovering basic human empathy and understanding in their late twenties.

That guy definitely had a ego birth, he took acid once now constantly gloats about gaining basic human emotions.

Ego Birth by Kelseylou888 January 12, 2022

bum birth 

The act of finally following through in the comfort of your bathroom following a long period of constipation. The feeling of joy mixed with a likely feeling of discomfort due to the build up of matter since the onset of constipation creates the strained feeling of childbirth from the rear. Usually followed by a feeling of weary elation that is once again similar to that feeling following the birth of ones child.

'I finally gave bumbirth today.'

bum birth by MollyGenevieve May 14, 2005