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Beverly

A city in Essex County, Massachusetts, United States where most of the teenager population ranging from 13-17 are either gay or bisexual. Unfortunately the girls from Beverly can’t get with any of the teen guys because there all gay or bisexual so they have to resort to other guys in different towns.
“What town are you from?”
“I’m from Beverly.”
“Wow, you must be pretty gay.”
by Hsjajdnnd November 17, 2018
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Beveranated Beverage

A beverage that has or will become bevoranated or a beverage.
Aaron: What is this drink called again?

Adam: A Beveranated Beverage!
by Adam Marriott June 27, 2008
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Beverage Incentive

A liquid bonus, typically a six-pack of the performer's choice, attached to an action, and granted after completion of the action. The action is typically crude in nature, such as having sex with someone for situational humor, or finishing a large quantity of alcohol.
Bob, Ted, Fred and Jimmy are at a bar:
Bob: "So my sister and mother are coming to visit next week"
Ted: "Beverage Incentive!"
Bob: "..."

A week later, after Jimmy successfully slays both:
Ted: "Jimmy, here's your two six packs. I'm going to put down another beverage incentive. If you finish all 12 beers in 20 minutes, I'll get you another six pack"
by JR Page December 25, 2010
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boxed brown bone-bettering bovine boob beverage

I grabbed a box of boxed brown bone-bettering bovine boob beverage from the school cafeteria.
by Bobert Boberto December 29, 2017
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Beverly

noun

1. A female, known by the scientific name, Squares Homo Sapien Nagusmaximus Stupid Bitch Cuntface, the Beverly gravitates to people that support their ideals, opinions, need for attention, feelings, etc. Rarely burdend by livelihood threatening challenges, or any experience other than what she reads, & assumes/wishes is factual from "credible" sources - the Beverly can almost always be found shopping, drinking, doing yoga, children's events, bitching over their $14 wine about equal pay, while sucking the will to live from their baby daddys.

For mating & breeding purposes the more attractive Beverly’s are typically protected, by louder, starvation resistant, & Betabitch-Beverlys police officers, & Melvins. Despite their laughable appearance, & size - staring at a single Beverly in a way they define as harmful may cause you to be labeled a misogynist racist, and lead to your arrest, rape charges!

Adj

1) An annoying, privileged but mindful, nobody, soccer mom, opinionated, irrational, (but well referenced), bitch of any bullshit ideological fixation.
Hey! Watch out for that pack of Beverly’s, If one of those stupid bitches sucks you in, you'll be paying child support, and sponsoring her Bumble hookups after a bad, but obviously imminent divorce bro... You should probably just choose to be gay and not reproduce them. It's better for life in the Cosmos in the end...
Beverly is such a great liar! She has everyone eating out of her hands!
by We see each other May 3, 2020
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Beverly Ridge

Derived from beveridge, it is The name given to a good drink when it is being admired or needed.
Can u please pass me a cool Beverly Ridge.
by landos kibby November 21, 2003
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The God of frozen beverages

A Venti (large) Double Chocolate Chip Frappucino from starbucks, with the whipped cream and chocolate sauce stirred in.
I went down to starbucks and picked up The god of frozen beverages, I had bitches hanging off me all day after that
by Matt Evening March 23, 2007
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