Dirty Bernie

A hand job with knit mittens

"I wanted to try something new in the bedroom, so I asked my girlfriend to give me a Dirty Bernie."

by Geargrinder28 April 3, 2021

Bernie Boffing

When you are having intercourse and the male is humping so slow you think he is dead.

We snuck into the room and saw The gump Bernie Boffing that hog!! Giving her the ole slow stroke.

by Breth Pham April 11, 2019

Berni

Berni is the one person in life that truly deserves love, she's the one person who is worth the wait, she is the perfect example of a goddess. Berni is beyond gorgeous, with her soft lips, calm warm dark eyes, soft hair, and prominent cheekbones, she is beauty incarnate. She's so beyond the word beautiful, this definition doesn't even give her justice. Berni is the perfect example of the perfect girl, who is just as beautiful inside as she is on the outside. She knows how to be sassy, and if you get her mad, she can beat the living shit out of you if she really wanted to; she is the meaning of perfection. The whole world couldn't be traded for an Berni, she's too valuable.

Look at that amazing girl

Oh that s berni evrybody notice her

What s your dream girls

Dude it s berni.

by Youknowwhosthere November 24, 2021

Hello Bernie Sanders

I'm not Elon Musk. Saying that I was Anti-Elon was not me claiming to be Ree-lon's alternative persona but, rather, a joke about being broke and doing nothing. But that was before I published my theory of artificial intelligence!

Hym "Hello Bernie Sanders. I saw you on the Majority Report! You see, they prerecord all of their interviews with politicians so I can't speak with them directly about how I'm being unlawfully surveilled because you, as a government employee, are legally obligated to report unlawful activity if you are aware of that it's occurring. Additionally, I am being harassed in the workplace in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and have been for the last 15 years. So... Additionally, I DESIGNED the very artificial intelligence you are talking about I the dissertation I mentioned and I have a copyright on that. Them building it wrong is not NOT violating my copyright but, rather, not doing a very good job. What are YOU doing about THAT? Because I was both working 80 hours a week every other week working with the mentally disabled and then I was fired for 'not reporting retard sex' and then was jobless between then and now on 2 separate occasions. So I am the poor people you purport to care about and I'm being screwed out of what is rightfully mine by the oligarchs you CLAIM to be against but are actively helping get away with not paying me. Soooo... What about that? Because you're not talking about it. I know AOC read some of what I wrote on wherever she was when she did that. So I know you're aware of the fact that all of that is happening... What are you going to do about that because 'nothing' isn't the right answer."

by Hym Iam December 19, 2025

Pull a Bernie

Jacking old folks on the streets or in the board rooms.

Hoodlum: Hey Jack, pull out the wallet or I'll blast yo' old ass!
Old Guy: Look son, Bernie Madoff beat you to it...
Hoodlum: Damn...

Person #1: Did you hear about Jimmy pulling a Berine last night?

Person #2: So...did he pull a bernie?

Person #3: He tried to jack an old dude, but Bernie Madoff already jacked his ass!

by YatM July 24, 2009

Berni

Someone that likes taking other people's lighter or lighters.

Person 1: Damn I do sure need a lighter right now

Person 2: Shit I think someone took mine

Person 1: Were you live-streaming with Bernie?

Person 2: Well I guess that explains it

by lookitsnotjosh November 29, 2021

Bernie Sanders

When one has been in the sun and sand for too long, they become burnt and sandy.

Mar lady forgot to top up her factor 50 on Calpe Beach and now she's Bernie Sanders.

by HenBarper July 5, 2021