Harry Belafonte Birthday Surprise

A Harry Belafonte birthday surprise is when a man inserts his penis into a birthday cake and farts, or 'queefs', out of his' penis into the cake, leaving the expelled gas in the cake.

The cake taste bad because I performed a Harry Belafonte Birthday Surprise.

by MSU TS May 30, 2007

belfast

the most wonderful place on earth, where segregation is still the norm. best town in ireland. there are no pretences here no joking like americans and canada we really do hate each other and its fuckin great i love it. we dont mix in sport or school or socially. we dont marry them'ens and have none as friends. belfast is not some hip happenin place it is a shit hole. anybody who wants peace in belfast and for us to mix is a drug demented hippy. but dont come here and see for yourself we really dont want you here. bad points immigration is sky high so is personal crime and drug use

belfast says fuck ye all

by da origanal playa May 24, 2006

Belfast Handshake

When somebody is in front of you and facing you, grab their shirt and head-butt them as hard as you can. May be followed with an optional smack to their head.

He got a bloddy nose from that Belfast Handshake!

Im gonan give him a good ol' Belfast Handshake next time i see him!

by "Jim" November 25, 2005

BELAlR

There is only one and there will never be another one: BEL-ALR. He is the defintion of the following words: cool, spesh, retarded, random, and Xbox Live.

He can snap a car in half underwater. He got shot in the face with an Mp5 during an Ironman competition and still finished in 1st place, 23 hours before the second place finisher. His overall record in the UFC is 1-0, but his only victory was against everyone in the building, including the Hulk, Superman, Osama Bin Laden and Alexander Semin. He is the father of Michael Jordan, Jessica Alba, Richard Simmons, Gene Simmons, The Game, and Jesus Christ, before Jesus converted to Judaism (Beloooooo hates the Jewwwwwwwws)

Billy: Daddy, what is God?

Billy's father: Well, son, it's hard to explain. He is the father of Jesus, but he's also BELAlR.

Billy: Daddy, did you say B-E-L-A-L-R? That's dumb.

Billy's father: Yes, son, that's how you spell God. Or dumb fuck. Anyway, I'm gonna go play COD4, tell mommy to STFU about the dishes.

by darcy mcgee January 18, 2009

schmeaty beefaroni

A very girthy penis

He had a very schmeaty beefaroni in those pants.
That was the schmeatiest beefaroni I have ever seen.

by lina49 April 23, 2010

BEKFAST

The term, "BEKFAST", is a term in which many immature kids use as they think it's hilarious. It's a meme which says that pretty much everything is BEKFAST.

"Mmm, this smells like BEKFAST!"

"Mom, what are we having for BEKFAST?"

by Sophisticated Definitions November 19, 2017

Belanger

A mean person who will lick any chicks pussy not even knowing them. A guy who doesnt know what love is and will dump any chick who doent give him a hand/blow job in the first week in a relationships. mostly a bitch but can be a totall hottie. usally long hair but is a mean person.

Girl: wow look at Belanger over there he touched my (pussy) and tits on the first date then dumped me the day after!
Boy: why would any guy wanna be like him he seems like a (asshole).
Girl: i know what a (cunt)!!

by Skrillexchick!@# December 27, 2011