beech

secret code name for bitch

yo look at them beeches, i bet they want to suck me off
--or--
did you meet and beeches yesterday?

by stu f. May 6, 2004

beecher

1. a sexual procedure wherein a man's penis becomes inverted after a sex change to become a vagina. Also known as "the dugout canoe" procedure.
2. the slang word for the medical procedure of micropenis.

Person 1: So I just learned my ex-boyfriend got a sex change.
Person 2: Eww. Was he the one with a beecher of a penis?
Person 1: Yeah, but the funny thing is, he decided to get his beecher beechered!

by Suckacockuhweeuh March 17, 2009

Beechum

as hot as hell

Nick is SO beechum. He is so beechum i wanna go out with him.

by vanessa and alexa January 22, 2004

Benchong

Is a lady boy from bali

That Tomas Bischof is such a benchong.

by Thommo54 July 6, 2018

Johnny Bench

To assume the "catchers squat" hovering over a public toilet. Necessitated, by the absence of "ass gaskets"

"Dude I had to Johnny Bench it, they were out of ass gaskets"

OR

"That was a nasty toilet, I had to make my own 4 way out of tissue. " Bro, I just Johnny Benched it"

by chirp78 October 19, 2010

Benched

A person goes behind your legs, on their knees, whilst another person pushes you from the front and you fall back.

"OOH EMILY GOT BENCHED ON CONCRETE!!"
"Holy shit! There's blood!"

by HewbyGewby June 17, 2009

Bench Sex

Bench sex is primarily preformed on a bench of some sort (like the kind you can find at your local soccer fields). Many styles of benches can be used to have bench sex as long as one participant may be bent over it, or lied on it.

kid1: woah did you see sean bend kat over that bench and bang her?

kid2: yea! that was some hot bench sex!

by sean phillip August 1, 2007