beefcake graphman

A man that is a total beefcake but can also graph very well. They are usually worshiped as gods of algebra 1.

Wow look at that dude he can graph so well he’s like a beefcake graphman. He’s immortal!

by Axis powers November 15, 2019

Beefie the Cow

Beefie the cow was the biggest cow and animal to ever walk the earth. He was bigger than most mountains. He was so big that all of the meat products today come from Beefie himself.

Beefie was married to Bessie the cow, who was almost as big as him. All the dairy products in the world come from Bessie. Eventually they had a child, and named him Befesie the cow. This cow, according to prophecy,will one day consume the universe, protecting all living creatures inside it.

Beefie, Bessie and Befesie are in fact the only real cows ever to live. All other cows are robots made by the government.

Many people still worship the great Beefie, Bessie and Befessie today.

Child: Mom, where does beef come from?
Mom: From Beefie the Cow of course!

by SqueakyPig17 May 9, 2020

Beef Rope

A massive turd. Usually one that’s at periscope depth while also going deep into the porcelain abyss.

I worked out a beef rope this morning. Had to be a foot long. I left it for my roommate to see.

You might want to light a candle in there. I just hung a beef rope.

He clapped my cheeks so hard and deep I dropped a beef rope a couple days later.

by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

all beef diet

A term for people who have a problem with everyone and everything. It can also be used for people who are starting problems with everyone.

Mary is really pissing people off since she has been on that all beef diet

by lmntalone May 3, 2010

STATE-BEEF

STATE-BEEF is the amount of muscle a prison inmate packs on by lifting weights in the prison yard while serving out a prison sentence.

Wow! That dude was never that big before he went to prison...Now he's huge...He must have packed on 30lbs of state-beef lifting weights in the yard while he was down.

by DonZilla November 21, 2013

Corned beef end

A cockend with a slice of corned beef sliced into it.

Oh that was a nice bit of corned beef end!

by samuel_wade February 4, 2016

Straight-beef

Straight-beef or Straight-beefing means having intercourse with something or someone

or going crazy

for example "Dawg straight-beefing her shit"

by Danny Neutron December 4, 2021