Tough Beef

a cow that requires more than the usual amount of punches to the head before its dead.

i was at the slaughter house the other day and bust my knuckles when i came across some tough beef

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

beef lord

The guy you see at the college sport house who looks like a mix of Zach galafanakis and your dad. Definitely eats too many Doritos locos tacos. Can be seen on the roof at a party drinking straight jack Daniels.

Friend one: Omg i just fucked a beef lord
Friend two: WTF is that
Friend one: idk but he thick and smells like old queso

by Minecrafterliv September 20, 2019

skin beef

Inmates being held because of rape, incest, pedophilia, etc.

Yo dat niggas up here on sum skin beef. Let's shank his ass.

by blarglesnargle August 25, 2008

proxy beef

When you have beef with someone on someone else's behalf.

Allison has a proxy beef with Zoey because she went down on her friend Caitlin's boyfriend at Coachella behind a bush.

by CristianoD January 24, 2017

beef hammer

The codename of a combat mission in Afghanistan in which an American flag was flown from a Black Hawk helicopter in honor of Stephen Colbert and his dedication to the pursuit of freedom and truthiness.

"Beef Hammer, of course, the followup to such secret missions as 'One-eyed Trouser Trout' and 'Operation Blue-Vein Swayback Throbber'. I am deeply touched."
- Stephen Colbert

by au4040 December 16, 2006

Wife Beef

The weight a women gains after she gets married.

When I saw Yolanda with a wedding ring at our high school reunion, I said "damn, Yolanda got that wife beef".

by realslimsammy March 1, 2014

Beef Drop

Launching the most egregious, rank and gag inducing flatulence while in a crowded room. The kind that's thick and clings to the air for several minutes but still lingers in the nostrils after it dissipates.

Don't go over by the bar for about 10 minutes. I just did a beef drop. Look at them over there. They can't breath.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017