1/2 base

Masturbation

Girl 1: "So what have you done?"
Girl 2: "Done?"
Girl 1: "Like...bases."
Girl 2: "Oh! 1/2 base, first base and second base."

by grizzy411 July 26, 2012

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by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009

46th Base

The act of having sex with a cimputer, whil you have the computer talkin through 'text-to-speech' saying "oh floppy disk! Oh floppy disk!"

Guy 1: I went to 46th base last night
Guy 2: Poor computer...

by Cancer Tumors February 12, 2009

1st base

To make out or French kiss.

After I got to first base with Jess, i found her gum in my mouth.

by Nick July 10, 2004

23rd base

You've reached a point in life where few have gone -- ultimate boredom.

Guy : Dude I reached 23rd base..
Walls of a room : ....
Guy : Ya dude, I was speechless too.

by Tyrean November 11, 2008

Base-race

When a player is destroying your base and you are destroying your opponents base at the same time in Starcraft 2.
The player to kill off all the enemy buildings first wins by default.

Guy 1 : Dude come do some 2v2 with me
Guy 2 : Sorry dude, got a heated base-race going on, i'll be there in a minute

by Yukihoshi September 22, 2010

15th base

Ramming a girl with a pool cue then beating her father over the head with it.

"DUDE WTF, you went to 15th base with my sister last night and now my dads in the hospital!!!"

by Dillon Labrek August 17, 2006