Ass bandit

male homosexual

What an ass bandit

by The Phantom July 16, 2003

asshole bandit

a gay guy

better wear a pie plate on your ass around that asshole bandit

by bob January 12, 2004

Penis Bandit

A person who is obsess of the male genitals and likes to draw them everywhere.

"The penis bandit strikes again!"
"Did you hear that he's a penis bandit"
"Dude what's up with the penises! Are you a penis bandit?"

by Light and Dark Brigade October 3, 2007

Bandit Lee

the name of the daughter of lead vocalist of My Chemical Romance, Gerard Way, and basist of Mindless Self Indulgence, Lyn-z's child, born May 27, The news of this child has been spread by Mikey Way on the popuar site, known as Twitter

Whoa! Did you hear about Bandit Lee? Gerard's brother Mikey tweeted about her!

by MyChemicalAbbey June 1, 2009

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

Charlito Bandito

A sexual act in which the male places his penis in the crook of his partner's knee and makes sweaty, vigorous love to it.

Yeah, I heard he gave her the ol' Charlito Bandito. He said he got friction burns.

by Broken Hipster June 3, 2011

Bandito

A Mexican-Spanish word used to describe a person that lives outside the law. Usually a thief or robber that steals property. Made popular to the American public through a Frito Corn Chips advertisemnt created in 1967 which depicted a stereotypical Mexican bandito.

That Bandito took off with my horse!

by Oliofreak March 28, 2008