Backseat Browser

nyone who sits behind a someone who is browsing the Internet and instructing them on what to click on or what to type into the address/search bar. Most appropriately applied when the advice or commands are unsolicited and/or unwarranted.

Damn I hate a backseat browser!

by Lyrical.Lunacy July 29, 2016

Backseat Driver

When driving, a male driver receives a handjob from the person sitting in the seat behind him.

Brodie: Bro, this chick I drove for Uber was totally into me.
Reggie: Why do you think that?
Brodie: Well she was flirting with me the whole time and..
Reggie: And what?
Brodie: Well once I got to her destination, she told me to keep driving and gave me the Backseat Driver.

by OCTO THE CHOP GOD June 1, 2019

backseat bandit

One who sits on the furthest row of seats in a vehicle like a bus, a van, or a car. The term implies (often ironically) that those who sit at the back are "cool" and/or "mischievous".

Those backseat bandits are causing mayhem again. What is about the back of a bus that gives kids such a powertrip?

by jm93urbandict August 17, 2020

brokeback backseat

When two guys share a back seat, in a car cause there is no more room! But only counts if you are wearing cowboy hats ;)

hey, ready to "brokeback backseat" it boys" ?

by Knife Artist May 10, 2010

Backsplatter

noun. The remainder of fecal matter on the back of the toilet bowl where it resembles the effects of a spraycan.

John ate too many burritos last night, and you can tell his body didn't like it from the backsplatter evidence.

by WaterMage August 5, 2008

backseat bagger

When checking out in a grocery store, the customer explicitly tells the bagger what items should go into what bag. Also if the customer is unsatisfied, he or she may take over the job using lines such as "I got this" or "I can do it"

#1 "Double bag those cokes so they don't break on me"

#2 Bagger - "Here let me help you with that ma'am"
Customer - "No I like my stuff bagged a certain way"

#3 Manager - "Go help him with his stuff"
Bagger - "Nah. Mans a backseat bagger, he glares at me anytime I try to help"

by This is true... July 28, 2010

backseat driver

When one inserts a golf club (preferably a wood) into someone's anus.

I heard that Tiger Woods gave that ho a backseat driver!

by The Notorious SJKJ April 26, 2010