board

How retarded people spell the word bored.

Keith: "Board tonite call with plans."
Me: "You're retarded."

by urbanwordconnoisseur April 4, 2010

Easy Boar

A greeting that some tramps, skets, crack addicts, and benifit frauds use on a daily basis.

Mike: Easy boarrrr, hows it hanging kid ?
Jeff: Now then kid, oh yano ive got gonorrhoea just like most of the estate. You coming round to get stoned boar ?

by JimBobWest July 20, 2009

flat as a board

no breasts

Sue was flat as a board so I nailed her at my workbench.

by Jake March 6, 2004

message board

Web based forum for posting opinions and argument - mostly of an irrelevant nature

urban 75 is the UK's premiere message board

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

board the 747

When a girl begins to ride your shaft.

After a few minutes of foreplay, Becky straddled Carl and began to board the 747.

by Ned_Baf February 25, 2019

scraper board

A skate board pimmped out with tasles chains tin foil or what ever is lookin claen on your scraper. invented in A-town by the SPK and the TTS clicks... we roll hard so dont step. if you see a scraper board scrapin in you direction you better step back.

If you se me on my scraper board Step back and watch me scrape.

by SPK/TTS November 21, 2007

wild boar hunting

what men say they are out doing when they are really hunting for hot babes

My husband is wild boar hunting in vermont this weekend.

by samantha and jackie May 5, 2005