barkinsons

A condition discovered by Dr Benjiginnniiggggg it is a rare condition where your whole body becomes paralyzed making it impossible to move affected body part the affected area will then curl up in on itself example in the fingers it would cause a trigger finger.

Ben: dont touch me mark with your barkinsons finger.
Mark touches Ben
Ben Ah my entire body has curled up in a foetus position.

by mrwilljollis March 14, 2008

your dogs are barking

you got some ugly ass feet and they're probably smelly too

person: *sends a pic of feet*
me: "girl your dogs are barkinggg"

by peahfaithywaithy July 23, 2017

barking spider

A higher pitched fart, typically resulting when the fart is either forced, or interestingly, when the fart is attempted to be squelched. Should never be confused with a barking tree frog, the tone of which is clear and resounding.

Mary squeaked out a barking spider in church last Sunday, right in the middle of the sermon.

by W. Lunker March 6, 2008

Barking Spider

Something Doug is stupid enough to belive is real

Bear : Did You Fart
Doug:Yo Buddy It Was A Barking spider

Bear: Lol
Doug : There really is a Barking Spider

by Juggalo Gray Fox March 29, 2010

dogs are barking

"dogs are barking" dogs actually refers to ones feet. It is unclear if the term barking means hurt or smell.

after a long day on your feet. Boy, my "dogs are barking"

by creature2 August 26, 2008

macgregor barking

First used by the macgregor clan in olden day dogging circles. Macgregor barking is when a group of men surround a car with a couple having sex in it and bark like dogs while they pleasure themselves.

Hey dude! Did you enjoy that macgregoring we did last night...WOOF WOOF!! Yea dude! Macgregor barking is the shit!!

by creamy windscreens December 9, 2007

blanking

To put a blank between the last word of the sentence and the exclamation mark, to make the mark better noticeable.

A: I love you !
B: I love you too, but stop blanking, please!

by nameless nick October 23, 2011