Blago

To be offered a trade of something of value for the enrichment of the sleaze-ball making the trade. In honor of our wonderful Governor Blagojevich.

John pulled a blago on me: he offered to give me his grandfather's priceless Stradivarius for two tickets to the ball game.

by David Edelstein December 18, 2008

blalock

A sperm whale diving into a fat woman's pussy

Dude did you see chad, he just Blalocked Carrie

by 08gmc421 April 14, 2015

bamofo

Accronym for Bitch Ass Mother Fucker

My brother Michael was getting on my nerves. He is such a bamofo.

by 'lil sista April 30, 2008

Blam

Cigarette, "Fag", Nicotine Stick

"Hey babe, can I get a blam?"
"Oh, sure." *hands a blam over*
*lights the blam*
"Smoke, Smoke a cigarette... Blam, Blam Blow!"
-LiquidPsyrix

by LiquidPsyrix June 11, 2006

Blamoed

Hammered past the point of return

Cody: Dan are u capable to drive?
Dan: No! I’m Blamoed so it wouldn’t be smart
Cody: that’s fine we will Uber

by Danswordoftheday69 February 7, 2020

Blambloozle

to bewilder, to confuse, to disorient, to trick

That guys not wearing pants... I'm totally blambloozled

by Clawlin Lawless September 22, 2008

Blagojevichian

To sell powers granted by authority.

From the AVCLUB : Corddry is a cross between Richard Nixon at his most paranoid and deranged, Caligula and Mary Woronov in Rock And Roll High School. Corddry sells grades, commands an army of pint-sized flunkies and henchmen, snorts cocaine, guzzles expensive liquor and plots to have the school shutdown as part of a sinister scheme of downright Blagojevichian evil.

by brainflow January 15, 2009