incoherent bastard

an asshole that mumbles a lot

"man, i hate that asshole bobby"
"yeah, he sure is an incoherent bastard, i couldn't understand what he was saying so he took my beer"

by slogathor March 31, 2009

Sales Bastard

Noun A person who exhibits the traits commonly associated with a salesperson such as excessive friendliness, obliviousness to rejection, and a willingness to engage in mechanical tactics like mirroring posture. Often used pejoratively, the connotation is that someone is acting in a manner typical of a salesperson, not necessarily negatively. Term can also be abbreviated as SB.

I feel like such a Sales Bastard - in that meeting I talked about the weather and golf while asking about my prospect's kids then presented a bunch of PowerPoint slides and asked a bunch of arduous questions until it was time to leave. Of course, I complimented the receptionist on my way out. What's that? Did I get the business? You bet your ass I did!

by CoolGuyRandall November 19, 2009

nakey bastard

a person who is often naked or not fully clothed; a term of endearment for a person who chooses more often than not to relax in the nude.

person 1: "I'm going to visit Reyna in her room"
person 2: "Be sure to knock before you go in, she's a nakey bastard."

by daniellisa March 27, 2010

tight bastard

A tight bastard is someone who hates spending a lot of money. This is normally associated with Scottish people

"Don't expect him to buy you a pint"
"Why?"
"Because he's a tight bastard, that's why!"

by Harry Price May 14, 2014

Well Basted

To have one's vagina or anus sufficiently moistened and/or lubricated prior to any form of sexual intercourse.

Darlene only allowed Frank to penetrate her anal sphincter when it was well basted with some KY jelly. Otherwise, the old brown eye was off limits.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015

Gomie Bastard

An individual who is mentaly retarded although not diagnosed with and disabilities

*John falls up stairs*
Mary: John ya gomie bastard

by Cuntpunter March 12, 2017

absolute bastard

Acting like Toad from the hit video game franchise “Super Mario”.

Person: They’re such an absolute bastard, I’d even say a Toad!

by SebasDaFish_ March 16, 2021