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Afghanistan

Best place on earth blessed with democracy even higher than nordic countries
The country is ruled by a technocrat intellectual master named Mohammad bin Hussain el Bomb who won the Nobel prize of peace last year
Hussain el Bomb: It will be Legendary i will allow same sex marriage at Afghanistan.
by Butt Hair of Gerald Witcher October 4, 2023
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Afghanistan

God forbid women do anything.

Also see: Middle East
Mohammed: man, i really don't like when women
Mahound, Mohammed's 84th cousin by their father's 5th child-bride: yeah me neither, luckily we live in afghanistan

The two men recline in their tabernacle, smoking their hash from a hookah, unaware of the A-10 Warthog about to drop a barrage of hellfire upon them.

I mean, seriously, look at the fucking bullets on that flying pig, they're the size of a beer bottle. Those are armor piercing rounds, those were made with tanks in mind. Those bullets reduce humans to bio-matter.
To never was.
by JEB!JEB!JEB!JEB!JEB!JEB! January 16, 2024
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Awgan

A variant spelling of Awghan, which many Afghans feel this is a racist word for them. Is the main ethnic slur they are famously known for that humiliates them. It is of Tajik orgin. This A-word is like the N-word for Afghans.

Other closely related racist Tajik words for Afghans are

Awghani
Awghoo
Awghanistan
Awganistan
Awghan ghool
Awghani Ghool
1: This is a comment⬇️ under How Afghan Refugees are Treated in Tajikistan (2022) My Expat Diary) about Awgans:
I am from Tajikistan and I do not distinguish Afghan Tajiks from local Tajiks until they speak in their accent. Also, the Hazaras are very similar to the northern Tajiks and our local Uzbeks. It is also difficult to distinguish them from the local population. But I immediately distinguish the Awghans as colour people in the USA. Are black
2: Wow, and Afghans tend to forget🤐🤥 their roots and desperately claim to be Tajik or Middle Eastern (Persian) to detach themselves from their ethnic roots. 🤡
by MsClickNSeeMyAfghPosts April 21, 2024
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Afghanistan

Has 2 common spelling misfortunes: Afghansatan and Afangistan. A country confused about their origins. Tend to forget🤐 their roots & desperately claim to be Middle Eastern (Persian) or Tajik to detach themselves from their ethnic roots. They think by claiming Central Asia they can distance themselves but just look at how they look like. (Many exaggerate that only they have fair skin. Many say they look identical to Italians- look at their cricket team, they are darker than Bollywood actors.🫢) Central Asians don't accept them. Iran isn't in Central Asia.🤪🫤 Like to lecture & lie🤥🥱 about others, unfortunately for them😰🤫 though there's proof.
We’re not ignorant about Afghanistan. .
⬆️Search this & c ur self

I’m Arab. I see a lot of afghans say they’re middle eastern, and it’s cute. But you are with few commonalities with Arabs. ’Like my afghan clients associating with Arabs’ ’I’ve also seen a few posts claiming middle eastern

This is hilarious. Bro why you so mad? I’m not gonna give examples of the people I know personally, but it’s all over tiktok. Just search “afghan middle eastern”, you’ll see for yourself. I don’t get why you’re being so prideful
Afg: "Who are you? A fucken nobody, true? Hence this pointless discussion ends now"
by MsClickNSeeMyAfghPosts April 21, 2024
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afghan tuxedo

"Abdul-Hakim Al-Shabbab Durka-Mohammed looks wonderful in his Afghan tuxedo. He shall enjoy his virgins in heaven after teaching the infidels a lesson!"

- Khadem Al-Riyat Durka-Boomalat
by BJ85 May 14, 2024
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afghan broth

a synonim for methamphetamine
"Sarge said he found a few towelheads cookin' afghan broth in yesterdays' raid on that compound."
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Afghanistan

1. A country
2. A worn tourn country.
3. Unstable country.
"I lived in afghanistan."
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