How Amateuristic
by SirDrez January 20, 2011
Get the Amateuristic mug.The first time in a person's life that they experience a euphoric feeling and desire to be physically intimate with someone.
Timmy: Before I laid eyes on Kelly Kapowski, I thought girls were icky and had cooties.
Johnny: Ahh, so she was the harbinger of your sexual awakening!
Timmy: ...Still is.
Johnny: Ahh, so she was the harbinger of your sexual awakening!
Timmy: ...Still is.
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John: Got laid?
Nick: Yeah.
John: Satisfaction granted?
Nick: Hell yeah, going like a pro like always!!
John: Yeha, like a grand master...
Nick: I'm no amateur.
Nick: Yeah.
John: Satisfaction granted?
Nick: Hell yeah, going like a pro like always!!
John: Yeha, like a grand master...
Nick: I'm no amateur.
by bongholmes September 21, 2012
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by bt February 20, 2003
Get the Italian awakening mug.Having all of the properties of a prostitute except receiving no pay for their services. Thus retaining their status to compete in the slut Olympics. Their passion for their sport and disregard for monetary gains or personal health are an inspiration to aspiring whores and preteen make-out bandits everywhere.
example 1
guy 1: dude, that must have been one expensive night.
guy 2: No, that girl wasn't pro, she's still an amateurstitute. Only cost me a cab ride home and most of my dignity...
example 2
guy to locker room: Man, there was no distinguishing that amateurstitute from an "A" list porn star she did e-v-r-y-thing. I'm talking Dog in a bathtub, donkey punch, Cleveland steamer and I finished with an angry pirate!
guy 1: dude, that must have been one expensive night.
guy 2: No, that girl wasn't pro, she's still an amateurstitute. Only cost me a cab ride home and most of my dignity...
example 2
guy to locker room: Man, there was no distinguishing that amateurstitute from an "A" list porn star she did e-v-r-y-thing. I'm talking Dog in a bathtub, donkey punch, Cleveland steamer and I finished with an angry pirate!
by Big Pasta September 11, 2009
Get the Amateurstitute mug.a state of the mind being fully aware of a situation. Usually being slightly inebriated and aware that your driving skills are impaired or any decisions you make will be bad.
My brains' awarement is telling me it's unsafe to drive and that having sex tonight will result in a child.
by Michael Bullshwitz October 12, 2009
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