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attenslut

An attention whore with no agenda or gain.
Jean-Paul: Holy shit, I want summa dat.
Jean-Luc: Dude. Don't be bangin' dat. She's such an attenslut.
by euphoric giraffe July 20, 2008
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attention john

A person who humors the attention whore by giving him or her exactly what he or she wants - attention. In essence, the attention john gives the attention whore business, much like a regular whore-john relationship.
Jeb: Poor Bobby had an asthma attack when the elevator became stuck.

Fran: It wasn't real. He faked it. He doesn't even have asthma!

Jeb: I won't listen to this! I'm going to go comfort Bobby and wait on him for the rest of the day!

Fran: You are such an attention john!
by Spivvy April 2, 2008
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Pumpkin Spice Cock-atte

(n) the process of an anal plundering resulting in the partner's asshole gaping open and you pouring a pumpkin spice latte down the throbbing wet hole then proceeding to slurp out the delicious beverage afterwards.
Rob could not wait for his delicious Pumpkin Spice Cock-atte.
by ShowMeThemTD's November 27, 2015
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Attendance

The only reason why you drag your ass out of bed in the morning, and then bitch about how you're not getting enough education out of the system.
Attendance is a bitch. Education is a bitch. Life is a bitch. You are a bitch.
by kickingwithyou May 13, 2016
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Attention whore

Someone who goes around a forum pasting totally different senseless topics. Bumping them for people to eventually take notice. Used as an insult.

Alternatively, it is someone who goes around television and gets celebritized to the extent that everybody tunes in to see what he/she does next
by Druss01uk July 29, 2004
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attention whore

Most American females ages 14-40. Behavior usually encompasses standing at the central point of a public place (say, for example, a bar) and smacking their friends' asses or grabbing their breasts. After this they look around intently to see who may have who noticed, and any applause or encouragement to repeat said behavior is like gold to them.
"Hey look, some men just walked into the bar! Let's kiss each other, maybe they'll acknowledge this and make us feel important!"

"Good idea! Since neither of us grew up with fathers, this is a great way for us to fill that void, by getting attention from loser males!"

"Every time I leave the house, I have to make sure men notice that my pulse is beating, because I'm a token attention whore!"
by BDITM September 10, 2007
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Attempted boyfriend stealer

A bitch who cleary thinks she is a victorias's secret model, but in real life has a fat face and a cows body.
Girl "Look at that skany ugly bitch"
Boy "She's looking at you're boyfriend"
Girl "Ha, classic Attempted boyfriend stealer!"
by Madbitch:) December 15, 2009
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