A gentleman who resembles Santa with his white beard, but is thinner and more nautical. Oftentimes, he leaves you wondering - is that Samta? Or a sea captain? Oh, it's a Sea Santa.
Upon boarding the yacht, I says to the guy I says, are you Santa? No, he replies, I'm the captain. Oh, I replied. You're a Sea Santa.
by Megacube December 24, 2014
by VAKI5 May 09, 2005
Colloquially known as 'the sea of deep yogurt',
a legend traced back to the dumping of
"enough whey to float a battleship" by an
out-of-control dairy industry,
the Sea is now known to have formed
when a crater-like depression was filled
by the breaching of an inland dam.
a legend traced back to the dumping of
"enough whey to float a battleship" by an
out-of-control dairy industry,
the Sea is now known to have formed
when a crater-like depression was filled
by the breaching of an inland dam.
by alteregoboy December 04, 2006
Sea nymphs are deities from Greek mythology. The reside in the seas and are described as playful and sexually attractive young women that were loved by many. Sea nymphs usually have beautiful singing voices and are said to protect sailors at sea as opposed to sirens that were said to lure and kill them.
Chad: Dude ive heard sirens are these hot chicks in the sea that sing to seduce sailors.
Jason: Yea but, like, then turned into a monster and killed them. Nah, sea nymphs are way cooler.
Jason: Yea but, like, then turned into a monster and killed them. Nah, sea nymphs are way cooler.
by cryptic feline March 23, 2019
someone who is married to someone but isn't getting any sex because her husband is fucking someone else.
by shedevil666 December 28, 2016
It's a chunky ass seal.
by Tis I, Jim. October 16, 2019
Sea by the side. Side by the sea. You know, the beach. That one thing with all the sand. The one that isn't a lake. or a pond or your tub.
by CORLAShlalas March 08, 2019