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Cut Off at the Pass 

To be denied access to the crapper when your fit to burst. On entering the toilet with bungles right arm busting to get out, only to discover the only cubicle is already occupied. Leave
Man I can't believe it I was holding a 2lb turd in the locker only to get cut off at the pass
Cut Off at the Pass by zeerman January 20, 2011

Not at the table, Carlos 

A line from The Hangover which has become a commonly used slogan by the movie's fans. The line is spoken by Zach Galifianakis' character when he uses the baby's arm to pantomime masturbation. The phrase need not be used in context; it possesses a non-sequitur, esoteric quality similar to "Free Bird!"
Joe: I'm so sick of my parents fighting all the time.
Bill: Not at the table, Carlos!

Pain at the Pump 

Typically a term used to describe high gas prices, Pain at the Pump is also an indication of penile misery. This is most often, but not limited to, a burning or stinging sensation during evacuation of urine caused by a UTI, stones, or perhaps a venereal disease.
"Ever notice the guys that date Stacy always wind up with Pain at the Pump?"
Pain at the Pump by Gribby May 23, 2008

eat shit and bark at the moon 

1. You're a bitch and not worth my time. Usually in response to an unreasonable request.
Man 1: Can you do my paper for me?
Man 2: Eat shit and bark at the moon.

drop the cosby's off at the pool 

to take a shit, but make sure to leave them some sunscreen(piss), and there always seems to be corn in it no matter if you had it or not
Keith:I just dropped the Cosby's off at the pool
Bethany: Eww, i didnt need to know about that

at the end of the day 

An irritating verbal crutch, indicating closure or synopsis, for morons who are incapable of finishing a sentence without incorporating at least one tired cliche.
And so, at the end of the day, when all was said and done, we wrapped things up and we were all happy campers.
at the end of the day by NotOK3000 February 2, 2010