The patch of abrasive turf-like hair that surrounds your asshole and area immediately behind the scrotum. Itchy, sweaty, grabby, and home to the dreaded fecal nugget. Reminiscent of an untamed jew fro.
"Shit man i got my finger stuck scratching my astro turf."
"Well then i guess you're plum fucked bro."
"Well then i guess you're plum fucked bro."
by Flecto Fiend February 25, 2008
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Even if astrology was based on the Sun, hopefully people would question it rather than believe it. But anything based on the orbit of Jupiter is plain suspect.
by Solid Mantis March 3, 2021
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Habibi: Bismallah, Allah, I pray for your blessing
Allah: It's lit
Habibi: No way, its Allah went sicko mode and turned into Astro Allah
Allah: It's lit
Habibi: No way, its Allah went sicko mode and turned into Astro Allah
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Person B: Dude you're such an astrogay. Its fucking ridiculous.
Person B: Dude you're such an astrogay. Its fucking ridiculous.
by Lesbiab May 23, 2018
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Astro, Sun is down, freezing cold, that's how we already know, winters here, my dawg'll prolly do it for a Louis belt, that's just how we know he don't know nothin else, I tried to show him, yeah, I tried to show him, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, Gone on you with the Pick and Role, Young LaFlame, here's Sicko Mode,
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