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Assfand

A person that always seems like to farm out of context but really trying to say what he thinking.
Assfand : AYAYA UwU
Assfand: !vanish
Assfand :????????
by VybeWolf May 21, 2021
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Ashman

Ashman is crazy around his loved ones, this person may seem shy around in public or lazy but once he gets to know the person, they become very comfortable around you and will become one of your closest friends or will get involved in a relationship. This person is very kind and caring. If you have a Ashman in your life you are very lucky!! If you are dating an Ashman, don’t mess it up or you will start to regret it, you will be missing out of a life you always wanted. He is an overthinker and takes everything he’s sees around him as a clue to something bigger. They take everything thing that you do to them as a sign, so be cautious with him or you will start to lose him. Ashman is the good kind of weird and is very fun to be around and will brighten up your day. He is tall and usually with black or dark brown hair and is athletic and likes to move around frequently. He likes to be hyped up. This gentleman is attractive, adorable, kind, sweet, but can be a little rough on you sometimes because he is just playing around or cares for you. His smile can spread good vibes around the room. Ashman is unique and loves to go out and have fun with people he loves the most.
Person- Oh hey look, there’s Ashman!

Person 2- I know I want to be with him, I never seen anyone like him before.
by Ashman November 23, 2021
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Asmank

Asmank is your go to guy if you're ever feeling low. He's cool, he's smart, sophisticated and very lovable, once you get to know him. He also talks straight to the point so there's no bullshitting around him.
Girl: "Hey, I heard you are seeing someone nowadays?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, he's a total Asmank"
by noturavgjokinguy November 24, 2021
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Asscano eruption

This phenomenon mostly occurs in summer. When a person is naked and lying face down on the bed during sweating, the farts will spray sweat from the buttocks into the air, and the sweat loses heat as it moves through the air, reducing the temperature to below body temperature. Eventually, when the below-body-temperature sweat falls back on human skin (mainly the thighs), it creates a chill, and this phenomenon, known as Asscano Eruption, is perceived.
Example: Fuck it! I just got a Asscano Eruption and it ruined my dinner!
by Respel Mallur July 21, 2022
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Assan effect

If shortened, asseffect. When a person in a fit of spontaneous sleepiness decides to step away from the vc for a few minutes to lie down only to wake up 6 hours later (redaction needed).
-Damn, where is he? He told us he'd lie down for 15 minutes fucking 3 hours ago.
-Must be the assan effect.
by ComradeCrab197 August 4, 2023
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bitch ass man whore

a guy that is a complete bitch around there friends but goes sleeping around with some dose dumb ass girls
Man whore: “i can’t hangout tonight doods, im going to my “moms””
Other guys: hm... he’s going to be a bitch ass man whore
(Goes around sleeping with some dose dumb ass girls)
by Imhavingagoodlife August 8, 2018
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The assmassy

The act of coming up to your best friend and rubbing your ass in his face and farting simultaneously, this is the (assymassy)
Dang dude Doug rubes his ass in my face and that was such an the assmassy
by Lord ass boy12345 January 23, 2019
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