OFFICER ASSIST

The act of inserting or extracting something in or out of the colon with self or other help.
i needed to make a deposit for the toilet bank, so a little finger gave me an officer assist with my prison wallet!
by robetitcussin February 24, 2019
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the front end assistant

Front End Assistant: When you stretch your nut sack skin out as much as you can ,then wrap the stretched skin around another's erect Weiner, and proceed to jerk them off.
Hey Toby. This is a long flight, I know how squirly you get when you don't get your daily nut. How about a "front end assistant"?

I love the front end assistant. He's super stretchy like raw chicken skin, his name is wolf Blitzer btw

Damn Charles that's a hell of a set of balls you got there! you ever think of asking for that "front end assistant" position Edward has available?
by Seven86 June 27, 2024
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Her age is currently over 20+ but the exact age is not known currently. She is the current Android operating system new virtual system
Samsung has now decided to make a virtual system called the Samsung's Sam Virtual Assistant (SSVA)
by SSVA June 01, 2021
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Little Goon Assistant

A word used to define of what is essentially a catalyst to a man's addiction to sexual intercourse or intimacy, being a girlfriend to a gooner and not helping their addiction.
Person 1: "Aw great, it's the gooner and their Little Goon Assistant."
Person 2: "...Gross."
by perroa March 22, 2024
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Friendly Assist

To give someone "friendly assist" is to give a hand job.
Hey I'm going to Jeff's house to give him a friendly assist. He's gonna love it.
by GildenBeanpole December 17, 2023
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friendly assist

Giving a friend a hand job outside of a relationship.
It's been a while for Brad so I gave him a friendly assist.
by Ahael December 19, 2023
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substitutes assist

highly paid but permanent bench warming sport stars helping team mates in a similar position
Pepe was credited with a substitutes assist for özil... he wanked him off behind the bins
by spaz juice September 19, 2020
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