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ASSBF

Abbreviation Term: Attention Starved Straight Best Friend (AZ-BUFF)- carried through conversation and jest between a girl and her gay best friend. Supplemented by ASGBF (AZ-GAH-BUFF), Attention Starved Gay Best Friend, with a focus on the AZZ. Fun slang used between gay/straight besties.
Gurl! You know me and my ASSBF went to the club on Friday night and got crunk'd!
by JT Conway March 4, 2017
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Assafs

An Arabic family based in the Hill Area. Infamously known for creating unbelievably loud background noise during Minecraft cake wars.
Julian "Marcus I have food for you"
Marcus "Sorry JV I can't hear you over these FUCKING ASSAFS IN THE BACKGROUND"
by THE BIGGER FRASER June 4, 2019
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Musa Asif

Musa is an incredible strong brown boy he is tall and smart and a fast sprinter. He is amazing and funny , he contributed in building the london bridge and the eiffel tower and even the pyramids of Giza
ive nevver seen someone more handsome than musa asif
by The_hard_truth March 18, 2021
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Assfault Junkies

A Cincinnati based group known worldwide for their excellent bird watching skills. Colors are black and yellow with a nuclear symbol. Often seen commuting to various bird watching locations on their sport bikes
The Assfault Junkies recently opened up their own shop! They have the best bird watching equipment in town!
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assface

a burn victim who's face gets burned and they have to put his ass skin on his face
that dude's an assface
by Jay May 10, 2003
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Asifs

When you pass out & forget to brush your teeth, you wake with fuzzy teeth & a festering smell on your breath that would knock a donkey off a cart, 'as if' you ate a steaming man terd whilst sleeping.
Woah, what happened to you last you last night? Your breath smells 'as if' you ate a pound of shit." "Sorry baby, I've got the ASIFS, forgot to brush my teeth last night.
by Ffej & sleven March 24, 2011
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assflute

see Chris Caplinger,
a flute for the ass
Chris Caplinger is a huge assflute.


Chris Caplinger, a master assfloutist, enjoys rough prison sex
by chris April 1, 2005
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