sexual assault

a action that was thought of from a horny freaky fuck

omg gurl his man just got charged with sexual assault. gurl if that was me i would have the fuck out of old boi

by Malaysaih December 3, 2020

Iron Assault

A horrible fucking game that's made by mini toon but everyone likes it for some reason.

For those who don't know this game, this game is a Roblox team-based, strategy game taking place in ww2 (Unless you changed it with map editor) where you can lead your nation. In a nutshell, it's hoi4 in Roblox but it's worse than rise of nations.

First of all, this ISN'T a real-time strategy. Real-time means no turns. There are phases in the game, one for building cities and getting units, the other is to move the units. And the final one is to attack enemy nations. But this is not "real-time", these are just turns. You are limited to certain actions for a limited time, depending on the turn. For example, if you forgot to purchase units, you had to wait a stupidity long time, while not being able to get the units you desire. It's the same if you forgot to attack during a turn, and you had to wait again.

Second of all, the phases are the worst fucking part of this game. If you did shit, and you are ready to beat a small nation, you had to wait until the "attack" phase. And during the attack phase, you can invade the small nation, assuming you declared war. But surprise surprise, it's fucking France. And they have still gotten Corsica. Even though you have a ship, you can't fucking move. You can only move if you invade enemy territory. Welcome to island hopping, wait a stupid amount of years just to finally make the country surrender.

I will stop here because ud limits me.

Sad.

Iron Assault sucks. I could make a 20-minute yt video just criticizing the game alone.

by HellInferno December 25, 2021

Pandemicesque Assault

Due to the ongoing pandemic , spitting/coughing intentionally near someone could be considered assault and specifically, a pandemicesque assault. Usually, obnoxious mentally unstable ultra-liberals harassing conservatives or illogical ultra-conservatives protesting Covid-19 protocols act in this fashion.

I saw this ultra-liberal White couple wearing their face masks on their chin and coughing repeatedly near a conservative wearing a U.S. Army hat on an AA flight last year as this is clearly a pandemicesque assault. An ultra- conservative wearing a MAGA hat refused to put on his face mask on a British Airways flight when asked repeatedly by a kind flight attendant as he proceeded to mock her by spitting/coughing in front of her and security forcefully removed him from the airplane due to this pandemicesque assault.

by jesuschristisnotreal January 21, 2022

massaulted

combo of molested and assaulted

the big gay policeman pulled me over an went hip skippity when he molsaulted my virgin ass

by stumpy299 March 17, 2003

rectal assault

An awesome hardcore band based out of Silver Spring, MD or the painful, brutal, ruthless assault of one's anal cavity.

Rectal Assault was sweet in concert! Yea, that bitches ass was all tore up.

by BatonBeater December 16, 2007

Cypher Assault

Cracker, Whiteboy, Farmboy, Freckled-Face who has a Red Face when he gets dissed..

Everytime Cypher Assault comes into the room, Gerald says "Boo" and Cypher gets scared, turns red like an Apple, and exceedingly runs away like a cactuar in Final Fantasy.

by u kno sucka June 9, 2003

Asskulted

Assaulting one’s head to the point where the skull is showing.

My roommate got mad at me and asskulted me!

by IHasPseudonym January 5, 2019