Nigerian lag

Nigerian lag is when you're playing an online game such as Call of Duty, Fifa or Battlefield, and extreme lag occurs. Involves lag spikes, skipping, bullets not registering and a ping of 400ms+.

Player: oh for fuck sake, the nigerian lag is starting to kick in bro.

by CoDSlayer April 07, 2016

Nigerian Baseball

When the pitcher in a baseball game splits open their ball, shitting inside of it, leading to it exploding in shit upon impact of a baseball bat. For extra effect the pitcher can bring it back to the dugout, jizz all over it, then let it crust.

Yo why are we covered in shit and semen?
Sorry bro we got hit by a Nigerian baseball.

by The Feetmeister January 16, 2025

nigerian speed dating

The action of fucking the first three minutes of meeting someone

Me and Jessica off tinder finna go nigerian speed dating tonight

by Ch1ck3nl1ttl3 May 22, 2019

Nigerian Sand Crocodile

The act of biting off a girl's labia and proceeding to blend it with garlic salt, and beer battered cat, and marinating your penis in it

The school slut did a Nigerian sand crocodile the other night, she is now dead

by Blonde_Pubes696969 January 09, 2022

Nigerian Dog

It is a dog and if it sees you or catches you outside and you don't run then it will chase you down and fuck you. If you successfully run away then it will find someone else to fuck.

Oh shit we better run it's the Nigerian Dog

by Potato Poper February 07, 2017

Lightskin Nigerian

Buff tings

Kezza- How can I fix my clapped face bmt
Laquisha- YOOOO BOY, YOU GONE BE CLAPPED FOR LIFE UNLESS YOU LIGHTSKIN NIGERIAN
Kezza- Ahhh my content is fucking awful as well, W2S thinks i'm clapped
Laquisha- Kill yourself you no good clapped ting

by Clapped Niqqa March 12, 2015

Nigerian goggles

The act of extending one’s nut sack over the receivers eye sockets whilst they give head

Boy 1: bro I just gave this baddie sum Nigerian goggles as she sucked me off

Boy 2: dude that’s wild asf

by Cursed crusader December 11, 2023