Moku Approved

A level of acceptance and agreement which crosses the 100% assuring mark. An approval which has enough power to turn right to wrong, fact into false and the truth into the lie. When Moksh Dhawan approves a certain statement, thought, or manner, it can never be considered to be wrong.

Speaker 1: The fire is very cold

Audience Member 1: That. is not possible

Speaker 1: You may think that, but this statement is Moku Approved

ALL AUDIENCE: YES! Fire is COLD!

by Moksh Lover October 25, 2019

Male approval

Approval from a male to date, usually from pick me girls, but not always

Girl: I want male approval from Micah, he’s so hot!

Someone else: Bro stfu who asked

by 1234urmom4321 March 25, 2022

Po does not approve

Presidential candidates are required to say something along the lines of, "I'm X, and I approve of this message" at the end of their respective audio advertisements.

Po, one of four empty-headed Teletubbies who can barely speak any English, is just the opposite. She rejects all of your notions, no matter how important you think they are.

Brandon: Boy, I can't wait to go home and play some RuneScape HD.
Steve: Po does not approve this message.
Brandon: Wait...what did you just say?

Jake was too busy texting his girlfriend to notice the derivation that took up three whiteboards in his math class. In response to his teacher calling out his name, Jake suddenly blurted out, "Po does not approve." His parents received a stern phone call that day.

by Robot Killer November 20, 2009

semen seal of approval

The act of approving a pornographic magazine by masturbating all over it.

Josh: How did you like that playboy.

Mike: It has my semen seal of approval.

by Joshua B-rooks July 6, 2012

The velissarios approach

When someone (clearly a dumb and confused man) is trying to communicate with you in a weird passive aggressive way.
Sending you mb or challenging you in fb quizzes without actually speaking to you

Is he pulling a VA on you???

That's so VA (the velissarios approach) of him!

by Ebcate January 16, 2019

approximates

To come close to; be nearly the same as: This meat substitute approximates the real thing.
To bring near.
To bring together, as cut edges of tissue.

The approximate time of the show is.

by Javana Joseph October 26, 2003

apron

The paved portion of a racetrack on the extreme inside. Analogous to a highway shoulder, the apron often flattens out considerably -- a marked transition from the banking of the actual racing grooves. Daring or desperate drivers sometimes use the apron to pass, or to compensate for a tight condition in their racecars and get them to turn. However, the abrupt transition of the apron can also snap a car loose and force a spin.

Dale Earnhardt, Jr., has spun coming out of turn four. A tire might have gone down, or else he went so low onto the apron, he snapped loose.

by wordguy2 April 27, 2010