Sour Apple Smoothie

When eating out a girl with Syphilis, she queefs and a green liquid comes out of her vagina and goes into your mouth. Since this is extremely disgusting you puke all over her vagina, yet continue to eat.

I went to your mom's house to get a Sour Apple Smoothie

by Dr. Syphilis March 31, 2009

Wet Apple Bobbing

A Wet Apple Bobber is someone that performs traditional Apple Bobbing but performs the act of taking both of a man's nuts in their mouth in a swimming pool, bath tub, hot tub, lake, ocean or other body of water. While Wet Apple Bobbing has variations such as underwater apple bobbing, true Wet Apple Bobbing is mostly performed and enjoyed on the water's surface. The male will float on his back which allows his scrotum to become buoyant and float on the surface of the water. The Bobber will then take in both nuts into the mouth and orally copulate as desired. Wet Apple Bobbing is known for being as equally soothing and relaxing as it is stimulating.

During their recent visit to Florida, Roger and Diane enjoyed spending time in the open ocean. While swimming and frolicking, Roger also found himself enjoying Diane's good old fashion Wet Apple Bobbing.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2015

Appleappsy

If someone is so annoyingly crazy about new apps on his/her iphone that you wish he/she collapses.

She: Oh my gosh! You already got that new app on you iphone?

He: I don't have an iph–

She: (interrupting with enourmous speed) –it's da best. you should get it. it's hilarious! you seen that? - i took a picture of you now you look like lady gaga! i twittered it to my facebookfriends. they love it.

He: Get appleappsy!

by rinibiniwurst September 14, 2010

Apple Cheers

The acting of tapping your apples together with another person (similar to cheers with a drinking glass) in celebration of the delicious bounty you are about to share.

Two friends saluted each other with an Apple Cheers before they enjoyed their fresh and delicious apples

by ph3lps January 7, 2013

Pruny apple

An old person

My grandmother is such a pruny apple

by Nikki__O.o March 13, 2011

richmond crab apple quick step

A case of diarrhea that causes one to dance their way to the bathroom. The dance consists of tightly locked ass cheeks and short quick steps and is quite aggressive.

Al reserves his best moves for the bathroom when he performs the oh so seductive richmond crab apple quick step

by skrill monkey March 30, 2007

apple cheeks

Cheekbones that are round and plump like an apple
seen mostly on girls, And DOES NOT MEAN the girl is fat.
you will see apple cheeks more on rounder faces.
Its actually pretty cute.

I have apple cheeks,everyone wants to pinch them. (;

by HANNAH LEEEA February 5, 2008