apple juice body

someone who has the body shape of a motts apple juice bottle upside down or someone with a muffin top

william those pants arent going to fit you, you got an apple juice body

by ur dad's prostate August 26, 2019

apple girl

She is a girl who LOVES apples. She only takes one bite and then throws them away. She hates boys that start with H and C.

Person 1: Apple girl is WEIRD
Person 2: Is that apple girl? She always wastes them apples.

by The Lol gang January 4, 2020

Apple Snob

A person who only surrounds themselves in the Apple Ecosystem and refuses to leave for any other brand of technology.

My teacher asked if the class could use our Chromebooks to open Google Docs for an assignment, but because I am an Apple Snob, I asked to use my Mac and open Pages instead.

by Dick William Allen April 1, 2020

Applebeesable

A female that is attractive enough physically and mentally to indulge in a one on one Applebees date.

Your girl is hot and chill enough to be applebeesable.

by Coochhitta May 23, 2023

Jazz Apples

Ladies breasts, normally of a more modest size that can be easily held in the hand.

Shane: Have you seen the new girl in the projects department?
Jamie: You mean Becky? She's got lovely pert tits.
Shane: You're right, a lovely pair of jazz apples.

by manxman69 July 14, 2015

Bumpin apples

When one lady and another lady like each other, they mutually deicide to bump their apples together.....

Clair and Rose were bumpin apples together in the forest without either of their husband’s consent or knowledge.......

by Applebumpers June 26, 2019

The Apple Story

A fictional story about one closeted gay boy (The green apple), and one closeted bisexual boy (The red apple) who are best friends having to hide a secret relationship in a world where the authorities won't allow them to date or even be their true selves. This story is completely fictional and has no meaning behind it whatsoever. :)

Amber: I NEED MORE STUFF FOR THE APPLE STORY!!
Grace: *Stays silent*
Brent: Good for you
Annabelle: Ooo! um... idk, Brent what do you think we should do?
Brent: I don't know, figure it out.

by Hehehe I know March 13, 2021