Poo-ache

That unbelievable pain you have when you need a poo... bad.

Need to go to the toilet... got really bad poo-ache.

by ilovedigestives July 4, 2011

Head Ache

A head ache is a hidden word for masturbating or an excuse for someone not to enter your room when you are masturbating.

P- hey dude can i come in?
K- no

P- why not?
K- i have a head ache so go away

by Pedabear November 8, 2009

Ancestry

Like Incest but requires you to go back in time to fuck your ancestors.

Two people on ancestry.

Person one: "Hey! Where have you been? I haven't seen you in a while."

Person two: "Time travelling to fuck my ancestors"

Person one: "Eww, That's incest!"

Person two: "No it's not, It's Ancest"

by Dr.Deadstone December 16, 2010

Meat Ache

The overstuffed feeling you get after eating at one of those Brazilian rotisserie joints

Waiter - Would you like to look at the desert menu?

You - No man, I've got a meat ache!

by STAdefZeph November 2, 2010

Brain Ache

When your brain starts to ache due to stress on your eyes.

If you try look at the back of your neck for about 15 seconds you will experience one.

They are fucking annoying.

Thought: Hey what's that lump on the back of my neck? I'll just check

15 seconds later

Brain Ache! Fuck that feels annoying!

by RoadkillSkip August 22, 2009

Alchemists

People who are awesome and full of amazing powers. Some are short and blonde, others tall and have black hair. Each has their own specific name, such as Fullmetal Alchemist, Edward Elric, Flame Alchemist Roy Mustang, or Armstrong Alchemist Alex Louis Armstrong. They have the skill to use science to create anything, as long as they give up something of equal value.

Man, you're such an alchemists.
You're absolutely fantastic, like an alchemists.

by Tsukikami Moyizawa August 1, 2012

Achey Breaky Big Mistakey

A boof in serious need of pimpin', like a mullet.

Damn, someone needs to crimp my boof, it's an achey breaky big mistakey.

by Jimmy Wicked November 27, 2004