alden

a very attractive girl who has a great personality!

by anonamous May 26, 2003

Alden

Super cool dude, down to earth and has a super wide worldview. He always has a funny story to tell, and no matter how often he tells them they never get old.

Alden can be annoying in the group chat, but he's is still a cool dude

by xdgrape March 1, 2019

Christopher Allen Gonzalez

A fighting Messiah whose capabilities and ultra-human strength exceed those of any being, human or non human in nature. Christopher Allen Gonzalez's true identity and age is unknown though he takes on the form of a teenage male with dark brown hair. He spends his time traversing planet earth, spending the majority of his time winning at everything. Outside of his supernatural physical abilities he also has the ability to control various elements with his mind. He can change the weather in his present environment and change migration patterns of animals by will. After voluntarily offering himself for medical research in 2001 it was discovered that he is capable of using 100% of his brain’s function and over 85% of his bodies muscle fibres. He is capable of re-generating after attaining wounds. He has fought against a number of menacing opponents such as Charizard, Alien, Predator, Neo from the Matrix, those capable of using the Buddhist Palm technique, Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris, all of whom have been mercilessly beaten.See More

Christopher Allen Gonzalez is simply amazing

by Mr.B1g November 26, 2010

Tim Allen

Tim Allen is known for being the destroyer of entire galaxies. He is most well known for his ability to destroy entire planets simply by playing reruns of home improvement. Because of this, Tim Allen is the number one interplanetary threat for most planets. His arch nemisis is Placado, Lord of the Seas and all its inhabitants.

Billy: Hey man i heard there was some kinda nuclear holocaust that wiped out the entire population of our planet last night whats up with that?

jack: oh yeah, that was tim allen. Someone was watching Santa Claus 3.

by Cult3 January 21, 2009

Alden

Noun (Al~den)

1)A relatively common English male first name that is frequently followed by a surname starting with 'T'. Normally described as a *RUDE* and *Loud Speaking* person.

2)A name of a person who likes Football but is bad at it. He supports UEA in World Cup and hopes they win someday.

3)A very *overly confident* person.

4)A Nigerian dude who brags about his Skillz especially in gaming.

"My name is Alden Tongs and my PES skills are *AMAZING* but I cannot beat the beginners!"

by PESKONAMIDEV July 30, 2018

Alden

Alden is a name for a guy and a girl, alden is usually a heart breaker , he will never tell you how he feels about you even when he’s in love with you , he’s usually so annoying and has dark brown hair

girl1: Omg so I told alden that i liked him yesterday !!
Girl2: oh my god what did he say
Girl1: he said he will be my friend but nothing more , but he always looks at me and he said that I was really hot !
Girl2: it’s ALDEN what do you expect?

by istanhydroflasks December 11, 2018

Maggie Allen

Also known as batmaggie, Maggie Allen is the girl that doesn't enjoy being called Moo Moo or Marge or Peggy. Saying anything listed above results in an instant retaliation. She likes to demoralize and physically injure those she sits with on bus rides, and will always find a way to sleep through your Saturday afternoons. Upon meeting a Maggie Allen, one may find she says something ridiculous that is oddly strange and sexually stimulating at the same time. Overall, a Maggie Allen might come off harsh, but eventually she'll let you sleep on her unbelievably comfortable knee cap.

First thing Maggie Allen said to me was that she could fit her fist in her mouth.

I can't believe Maggie Allen just hit me for making a cow noise.

Maggie Allen keeps saying she has an obese butt.

by stuffthannnngs October 22, 2014