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Alburz

An incredibly eccentric, strange person, who is most commonly known for their out of tune harp playing and Multiple Personalities, and the fact they are not human, but Koala.

Most people, when faced with 'Alburz' do now know how to react.
Common reactions include:
1. Screaming
2. Vommiting
3. Consumption of live young
4. Fainting
5. Incredibly Aggressive, sometimes dangerous behaviour.

To date, 76 people have been killed by interactions with Alburz, 17 of which came into contact with the harp.
Girl one: OMG DID YOU HEAR ABOUT JOHNNY?

Girl two: No, what happened?

Girl one: He came into contact with Alburz!
by HarryJesuPotter January 23, 2009
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Albulm

Fucking The REAL way to spell: ALBUM!!!!!!
This is Sam Smith's new ALBULM. I digg it!
by Scottsdale Scum Bags June 23, 2014
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aluminimum

That needle is made out of aluminimum
by Minimal the tiny animal September 12, 2017
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aBlumBlum

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onomatopoeia

When one has to go take a shit or a number 2 in a or an stall (a toliet) or restroom.

"Make a little noise"

ABlumBlum
What's wrong with your stomach it's making a strange sound?

Reply: Ablumblum
by NILLYWILYGOD March 4, 2019
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Albim

It is a sexy sexy person who has a huge dick and is loved by everyone
Wow Albim is so inspirational
by Albim is to sexy May 29, 2020
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Alumita

The sexiest human being alive. Literally could make a gay male become straight. But sadly the most unappreciated person in a friend group.
Alumita is a sexc mofo🚫🧢
by ChickenStripz April 13, 2020
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Aluma

A birthday tradition performed on the birthday boy. A group of friends will carry the victim before spreading his legs open and ram his balls against a stationary object, eg; pole or tree. You can shout, "HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!" while ramming the victim.
Victim: Guys! It is my birthday today! Do you all have any presents for me?
Friends: Yeah Sure! We have a present called aluma! It contains a nut cracker.
*Immediately carries the victim and rams his nuts against a pole*
by SoHaiKia December 20, 2020
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