Austin Roy jones

Small, not important, not very impressive, and insignificant

Austin Roy Jones

by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020

Austin, TX

The live music capital of the world.

Austin, TX's music scene is incredible.

by Stew March 1, 2004

Austin

Austin, better known as Apple, is a very caring, kind soul. He's very funny, but he convinces himself that he is boring (which is completely untrue). Austin is great at cheering people up and making them feel good about themselves. He struggles to accept compliments for himself (but he's working on it). If you ever need a good friend, search for Austin - he's the best person to spend time with, and he has all the time in the world for you. If he doesn't have time, he will make time. Austin struggles a bit with his emotions - he suppresses them a lot, but if he trusts you enough he will open up to you. It takes him a while to adjust to dealing with certain emotions, but if you're patient and give him time, you'll find he's very sweet, sensitive and loving. If Austin somehow makes you upset, he will stop at nothing to make you realise just how sorry he is. Austin never wants to upset people and will always try his best to make things better. Austin also makes a fantastic boyfriend - he is very patient and very considerate of others' feelings. If you don't want to do something, he won't make you do it - he'll respect your choice and move on, no questions asked.

Overall, Austin is my bestfriend and he's the best boyfriend I could ever ask for. He's handsome as hell, not to mention cute as a button; and he means the world to me.

If you can get yourself an Austin, you'll feel like the luckiest girl in the world, no matter what.

Thank you Apple <3

1. Whoa, have you seen that dude?

Yeah.. that's Austin!

Damn, Austin is FIIIINE

2. Have you seen that girl over there? She's so smiley and giggly!

Yeah, she DEFINITELY has herself an Austin.

Lucky...

by Zedaya May 8, 2019

Austin

Noun. The absolute BEST boyfriend ever! Sweetest man on earth and so easy to talk to. An astounding lover and friend. The Prince Charming that every girl wants. Thoughtful, handsome, attractive(like a magnet!), funny, loving, kind, delightful, delicious, delovely. Oh....and he has the best ass you've ever seen.

"He's definitely a keeper. I mean look at him! He's an Austin."
"I've finally found my Austin."

by ~Bashes December 3, 2010

Austin powers

a dorky british spy with bad teeth and an extreemly exessive amount of hair on his body. He likes to shag any man/woman he meets. And the simplest things turn him on... He also has some kind of obsession with vaginas

Austin powers- shagadelic baby ! Yea!

by Certified fishy July 14, 2006

Austin

A Man with a Really big Dick that penetrates hoes like nothin.

Dude that chick got Austin so hard she had to be put in a wheel chair

by aguidry October 9, 2008

Austin

The best name ever. If you aquired this name you are defined as epic and god-related. If you have this name you are going to be the next actor, the next John Lennon, the Next President (one that actually is awesome), or the creator for the AIDS and Cancer vacine. If your name is something else your considered not as epic as Austin, Since Austin is the capital of Texas. When your the capital of the state that everything is big, then you truely are epic.

Hey, what's your name?!

My name is Austin!

Wow! That name is legendary!

by BloodyOps13 November 19, 2009