aint

1. a combination of the words are not.
2. a combination of the words am not.

1. You aint going.
2. I aint going.

by dixielightning July 26, 2003

i aint no bitch

The act of not being a bitch or exibiting any characteristics of a bitchass.

Guy1: Yo, you want bong those five shots of vodka
Guy2: SHIT NIGGA, I AINT NO BITCH!

by Seth968 June 11, 2008

Agent Orange

Agent Orange is probably the greatest Punk Surf band around. They were probably the first and only to mix both surf and punk genres of music together to create their original sound. Many of their songs include: Bloodstains, Too Young To Die, I Kill Spies, Everything Turns Grey, No Such Thing. Though there have been about 5 different line-ups for the band, they have kept the same surf punk sound all through-out.

"Hey, isn't that Agent Orange?"
"Hell Yeah! They're debut song Bloodstains!"
"That's radical man, I like their song Everything Turns Grey"
"Good choice man."

by The Ode Plagued Rapture September 3, 2013

this aint no planet of no apes

A phrase used to tell that the matter at hand is grave. If something ain't no planet of no apes, than it is serious, important, and not to be overlooked or fooled with.

Statuatory rape ain't no planet of no apes.

"No, no no no no,
This ain't no walk in the park,
No, no no no no,
This ain't no slap in the face,
No, no no no no,
This ain't no fuck in the ass,
No, no no no no,
This ain't no planet of no apes"
-Mindless Self Indulgence, Planet of the Apes

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

You aint got to lie to kick it

You don't have to lie about something to hang out with me

Joe:I got every pair of Jordan's I just don't wear none I like rocking Shaq's
Bob:You aint got to lie to kick it!

by Yasmin25 May 3, 2011

Alientology

A cult of sorts, kind of like Scientology except not as retarded. Members believe that our universe is a simulation inside a powerful alien computer. This theory may well be logical; someday we might have super powerful computers, with the invention of quantum computers. So other races already having a very powerful computer is totally realistic. Alientology is believable, plus it is not like all that Xenu crap.

Guy 1: Hey I heard that our universe is a simulation inside an alien computer.

Guy 2: Welcome to Alientology.

by aakksshhaayy June 10, 2008

aint got no

Don't have any

I ain't got no money

by Lou January 25, 2004