Age Challenge

To masterbate your age number of times in one twenty four hour period.

"Scott what's wrong? You're white as a ghost."
..."I just completed the age challenge"
"Jesus Christ, you're 42, you know that's not recommended for anyone over 21"

by RockinDetroit February 19, 2006

Host-age

A restaurant hostess who is trapped at her podium by a dude who makes small talk while staring at her tits or trying to score.

J$: the hostess is smokin.

G: yeah man, every dude in here is trying to take her host-age.

by Deebsteak August 30, 2009

New Age

people who most times are very spiritual, however not religious. Being New Age entails very harmonious ideas and the belief everyone should live in coexistence. New Age is somewhat of a term for a modern day hippy, but New Age people aren't stereotyped as druggies at all.

Person1: See that girl over their preaching about being spiritual and happy?
Person2: Yeah man, she is totally New Age.

by kelliomgidc February 26, 2009

Digital Age

The current era; society being rife with computers and technology on all kinds of scales, even entertainment (like videogames).

"The Digital Age is something that old people have trouble migrating to. Being a child of the Digital Age has its flaws too; some people don't read. Those people often become illiterate, which is a problem with our country dammit! >_< "
-me

by Dave March 26, 2004

Age of the Stupid

The current era of human history. A time far removed from the Age of Enlightenment, where ignorance is celebrated and most people get their news exclusively from Facebook. During this era, it is not uncommon to become offended by almost anything or to elect a total buffoon as the leader of your country.

Anti-vaxxers, paper-straw crusaders, and ex-reality TV stars have found solace and meaning during the Age of the Stupid - a glorious time where book learnins’ and critical thinking have largely been eradicated.

by GraveyardGuy July 2, 2019

Age of the Plussy

Back when Alpharad's second channel was called alpharad plus he called his audience plussies but he decided to re-brand

I was around for the age of the plussy

by Walytt September 22, 2020

Age bottleneck

WHERE YOU CANT GET MECHANICALLY BETTER AT A CERTAIN AGE

random : Bro I cant edit this wall in fortnite
random smart friend : That must be a age bottleneck

by ThisIsNotNox November 24, 2020