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acorn

acorn is a nut that fat squirrels eat off of oak trees
person:look that squirrel is eating an acorn
other person: no shit
by cascadineddy August 20, 2007
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d'accord

by citycharmxx October 1, 2005
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Astoria Greengrass

The object of hatred for thousands of women across the planet! The cause of mass suicides of hundreds of fangirls! An irritating, undeserving, rat faced...okay okay I'll do it properly...

A pure blooded Slytherin witch with dark hair, and a very good looking one too (dammit). Younger sister of Daphne Greengrass and two years below Harry Potter at Hogwarts.

Known for being the bloody lucky woman who gets to marry (the extremely hot, attractive, gorgeous) Draco Malfoy (curses! damn her!). She bears his son (damn her again!) Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy (who blatantly goes on to marry Rose Weasley, just thought I'd put that in), who starts at Hogwarts in 2016.

Regarded with emotions ranging from slight jealousy to EXTREME HATRED by fangirls all over the planet, and subject to many plots in which she dies horribly so they can take her place (haw haw). Well, what do you expect WE wanted to marry him for crying out loud!
Potthead No.1: So what do you guys think of the Epilogue?

Potthead No.2: I love it! I'm glad Draco becomes a slightly reformed character, as he went through a lot, and he wasn't evil in the end. I always thought he had a crush on Hermione but I'm glad he finds happiness with that Astoria Greengrass, whoever the hell she is...who is she anyway?

Fangirl No.1: SHE'S A BITCH AND I FREAKING HATE HER! ARRRGH!

Fangirl No.2: I KNOW RIGHT! HOW DARE SHE MARRY MY FICTIONAL HUSBAND! SHE MUST DIE!

Fangirl No.3: *reads epilogue* NOOO! THE BITCH! THE BITCH! *kills self*
by TheWuzzy July 29, 2011
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Accordian

When you try to shove your softy in a pussy the wrinkled skin looks like the folds on an accordian
by Chilly Palmer February 21, 2009
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accord

a very dependable, midsized sedan, with good gas mileage, and an affordable price.
"what you paid $50,000 on a new mercedes and it broke down already. that sucks,i just bought a new accord with navigation, leather seats, front and side air bags,and dvd. then with the other $25,000 i bought a big ass boat."
by jaytee October 26, 2005
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atorexic

To be free from stress, worry or anything vaguely resembling emotion. Basically a stoner except you can still work at McDonalds.
Bruce is so atorexic he didn't give a damn when his friend got ran over by a car.
by Anti-Sheep and Einsatz. June 22, 2007
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Accordiosexual

One who is exclusively sexually attracted to accordions.
Son: Mom, Dad, I think It's time I told you the truth... I'm... AN ACCORDIOSEXUAL. Billy-sue is the name of the beautiful instrument, and I'm marrying her this May!

Mother: *faints*

Father: Son.... I am dissapoint.
by TheMaskedFurfag May 22, 2011
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