aborfridgine

Pronounced - Abor-fridge-inney

Collective name for the indigenous people of the Arctic regions such as Inuit & Eskimo. A new collective noun is needed to describe these people because referring to them all as either Inuit or Eskimos is bound to upset somebody these days. 'Aboriginal People of the Arctic' is too long winded so from now on it's 'Aborfridgine' and 'Aborfridginal'

Tom - "'ere what do you call that bunch of nose-rubbers that live in th'Arctic?"

Dick - "I do believe these days the preferred term is 'Inuit'."

Harry - "Jeeze mate you can't refer to them all as the Inuit or you'll upset the Kalaallit of Greenland!"

Dick - "Well..., Eskimo then?"

Harry - "No way Jose! If you call them all Eskimo you'll upset the Siberian Yupik."

Tom & Dick - "Well what is it then?"

Harry - "These days the collective noun is Aborfridgine."

by Monty Veda February 17, 2009

living abortion

someone who is not wanted in life. useless mistake. the world would be better without them.

That asshole is a living abortion

by crazyhoz October 6, 2008

Octagon Abortion

Using your knees as a way of abortion rather than visiting a professional.

A: Are you going to the doctor's to get an abortion?
B: No, I'm just gonna go to my MMA boyfriend's house.
A: How will that help?
B: He's gonna give me an octagon abortion.

by theflah March 26, 2010

Failed Abortion

Really loud. Gets an urge to kill cute things and is a pedo but doesn’t realise it. #theyrealsoreallycuteandhaveaheartofgoldbutlikeyeh

Hey Dylan did you see failed abortion yesterday?
I sure did she was so loud

by McGlynnEvan December 20, 2019

Abort

A method of removing yourself from an uncomfortable situation with a crazy girl

Homie Leeanna was nuts so I decided to abort and get on out o’there

by Jankyb November 4, 2018

Aborigine teapot

Is a sexual act between a man and a women. the male participant must lower his testicles in to the females mouth while simultaneously drawing a painting on the wall\ceiling with his own feces.

"put the Aborigine teapot on, Im on my way round"

"its cold outside better put the Aborigine teapot on"

by Lengmanfresh January 28, 2019

Ann Arbor

A city in Mishitgan that hates cars even though they are located in a state that hates public transportation.

They also have the worst timed traffic lights in the state BY FAR!!!!

Ann Arbor keeps taking out lanes of traffic and parking to paint more stupid bike lanes that only get used 4-5 months out of the year by 5 people per day. Then these tree hugging, leftoid idiots will say “live closer” but nevermind the fact that a 3 bed, 1 bath ranch in that city costs almost $400K in addition to the high property taxes.

by Themidwestsucks April 4, 2022