Always

The depressed Persian tow-truck man's favorite line.

"It gets bad, then it gets worse, then it gets worse, then i fall 100,000 feet onto pile of razors, and i ask ""Why god?"" and he pours lemon juice on me. Always." - dpressed Persian tow-truck man.

by J (As my friends call me =)) April 24, 2008

Always has been

Basically a meme that goes "Wait it's all (said thing)" and the response is "Always has been" A funny meme which originated back in August 2016 on Tumblr. It is a fun phrase to say when someone asks a specific question.

"Wait it's all cake?" "Always has been"

by I'll see you in 2032 October 8, 2020

Once a cunt always a cunt

A theory that women always gravitate toward douchebags. They spend hours complaining about how their boyfriend is a liar, never pays attention to them etc. Yet when they meet a guy who even so much as doesn't blatantly treat them like shit, they will ignore him for the sole purpose of sabotaging a healthy relationship.

Jenny: Oh my god remember that guy Damion I told you about. He fucked me 3 times in the ass one night last week and never called. Now he just text me to come over to his house cause his mom is gone. I can't believe him!!

Chirstina: I know, right? I caught Paulie cheating on me for the 8th time this week. One of these days I swear I'm gonna leave him if he doesn't stop cheating on me.

Tom: Hey Jenny it was fun hanging out with you yesterday. You want to catch a movie this weekend?

Jenny: You're a creeper Tom go the fuck away. Seriously, what's wrong with you? If you text me again I'm calling the police.

Tom: Once a cunt always a cunt

by Moosir2u33 July 4, 2011

Alaysha

Alaysha is a pretty nice person that a lot of people don’t really understand, but are friends with. She is a person that doesn’t speak up when she wants to.

What’s going on with alaysha

by BL_daddies May 22, 2019

isnt it always

1. One of the greatest bands in the unsigned South Jersey Music scene!

2. There music is sex on a CD.

3. The members arent bad too.

girl: did you see Isnt it always last night?
boy: HELL YEA I lost my virginity to them.
girl: Oh?
boy: nah.

by NJAT March 1, 2008

allays

Pronunciation: \ˈȯl-āz\

1. (adv.): always

2. (adv.): never

3. (trans. v., 3rd per. indic. pres.): subdues or calms

Allays I been fuckd.

by FunkyMarcus August 17, 2010

Alayah

Alayah is a beautiful girl and is always supportive. Alayah is the girl that anyone can talk to and feel comfortable with. She gives the best advice and will always motivate you to do your best. If you get a chance to date her don’t let her go because she’s wifey material. (And she’s good in bed) but she knows how to make anyone happy in her presence. Don’t piss her off though because she will kill your ass.

Wow, I want to be with Alayah.

I heard Alayah is good in bed.

by Arie1234 November 22, 2021