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I almost bought a Ferrari in Red Color but you should learn maths too.
I almost bought a Ferrari in Red Color but you should learn maths too.
by syafinaz? October 22, 2023
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find me in the alps

A less abrasive way of saying “Fuck me in the ass

Can also be used as a “clean” insult,
“Go find yourself in the alps”

The term originates from TV friendly airings of the film “The Big Lebowski” on Comedy Central where the line “go fuck a stranger in the ass” was replaced with “Go find a stranger in the alps”
when youre getting pegged by a Thai ladyboy but mom said cursing is bad

FIND ME IN THE ALPS”
by TheBirdWillNeverMockAgain March 22, 2022
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Alpo

1: An Acronym For Someone Who Consumes Large Amounts Of Alcohol And Pot (Marijuana).

2: Someone Who Always Has Alcohol And Marijuana

3: Someone Who Comes To Your House, Drinks All Your Alcohol, Smokes All Your Weed And Leaves.
Person 1: Yeah Man Last Night Hefna Drunk All The Damn Goose And Smoked All My Haze!

Person 2: Man I Told You He Was A Alpo Ass Nigga!
by Caramel Jewel January 2, 2008
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Aljosa

This guy likes to touch boys butts, cheats on 5 people and is dating your mom.
Ale(aljosa)ander
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almost

coulda, shoulda, woulda didn't. you should have fwapped that.
well i almost-
"BULLSHIT. yer such a pussy!"
by Madd Jester September 20, 2003
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almost online

America Online - That ISP everyone says they hate and pretends they don't use - fuinny how it's one of the biggest ISPs around...
Geeze Peechi, you're still using Almost Online?

Hey! It lets me know if my TCP/IP is working...
by She Snailie _@_v September 23, 2004
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i almost got head

to almost get head, to fail to recieve head
dee: hey alare give me head
alare: no... maybe
dee: man five john i almost got head
by john bennett May 2, 2007
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