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Alabama Whack-a-Mole

The act of prolapsing your sexual partners asshole, then whacking it with a penis or fist until it retracts itself back into the body. Repeat for maximum entertainment.
One time the Hub made Disney Princesses asshole fall out and proceeded to play a 5 hours game of alabama whack-a-mole with it. Indian Style, no lube.
by chron-or May 30, 2009
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Alabama Kush

Also known as presidential kush.

One of the best mostly indica weed from the kush family.

<unverified>Breeded from skunk kush genoform.</unverified>

Dreemy body-stone thinking high.
Presidential shit
"That's Alabama Kush. That's only the finest." - George W. Bush
by twekle May 12, 2009
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Alabama Hammer Slammer

When 2 guys swing their dicks at the same time to strike a girls temples and knock her out.
Sally: I hope i don't get slammed again.
Mike: 1... 2... 3... GO!
Sally: Damn you guys! (falls to floor face down)
Mike: Let the games begin.
Dan: Thank god for the Alabama Hammer Slammer or we'd never get laid!
by KuntaTobias October 9, 2012
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Alabama Sauce

When female pours hot chili sauce in a males anus and licks it out so her mouth is hot. The man then cools it down by cuming in her mouth.
My cousin and I had a steamy session of Alabama Sauce.
by i like chilli inside me April 13, 2011
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Alabama Anus Buster

When u insert a jack hammer into ur partners poop tunnel and it comes out the front end and you get the remains and feed em to ur dog and proceed to have inntercours while ur partners slowly dies
Aye what's up jusiah I had to call an ambulance after I hit that chick with tha Alabama Anus Buster
by Hurdle season November 30, 2016
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Alabama nachos

When you shit and cum on your sister's or brother's stomach and use it as bean dip during sex
No thanks I'm not hungry I had some Alabama nachos with Becky
by Big dick bitch March 15, 2019
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Alabama Jackhammer

When you are doing the 69 position standing up and when you finish instead of setting her down softly you slam her to the bed/ground.
After I was done with that bitch I gave her the Alabama Jackhammer.
by sexman123 April 22, 2008
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