Mafternoon

Maf-ter-noon it is morning and afternoon noon if you forget to say good morning to someone and it’s afternoon mafternoon or if it’s 12pm mafternoon

Good mafternoon jimmy or how your mafternoon

by Sheaman November 11, 2022

MAfternoon

Greeting - combination of 'Morning (abbreviated from Good Morning) and 'Afternoon (abbr. Good Afternoon) used as a salutation when addressing someone later in the morning or early afternoon - typically roughly from somewhere between 11 am and 3 pm. Or when greeting people from varying time zones when the time range is similarly appropriate.
Might also be used to refer to that same time period being late Morning until early Afternoon.

MAfternoon! I know you were up late / likely slept in and I'm not sure when exactly you'll be reading this, but please give me a call when you're up and about.

by sn4web October 16, 2023

dafternoon

A the hungover speach impared combination of the words Day and Afternoon.

Have a good day...ternoon?...have a good Dafternoon!!

by Professor Crabs December 9, 2023

mafternooning

the group of times that are a few minutes before and after midday, but not midday itself

guy number one: "hey dude what time is it"
guy number two: "11:58"
guy number one: "its the mafternooning"

by pentagonanimates July 30, 2025

Afterpoop

Any residual feces left in a public toilet after its earlier use and (presumed) flushing.

May be confused with an unflushed Immaculate Defection.

As Tanya reluctantly opened the lone unoccupied stall, her fears were confirmed; the odour within the restroom had indeed heralded the afterpoop that she now gazed upon.

by CatNumberFour September 9, 2025

Afterboomer

Another way of referring to Gen-X

I was born in 1978, my parents were boomers, and I am an Afterboomer.

by Headcircus May 2, 2025

afterwoods

Used to describe a time-period following either a trek in da forest, a golfing-period dat is now just using putters and irons, or a guy's hard-on.

If you see a number of guys and gals beamingly heading into da trees wif bags of clubs over their shoulders, wait till they emerge into da open again and then check to see whether da dudes can still "get it up" --- if not, then you can figger dat a different kind of "game-play" occurred, and dat said eager studs are completely exhausted afterwoods.

by QuacksO December 20, 2025