church (adjective)

The act of being very prude. (usually for religious reasons)

1. I tried to get it in with that girl last night
2. what happened?
1. she church (adjective) AF
2. i knew that was a purity ring

by BPteamGORRILLA August 20, 2012

haha let me just adjust real quick

comes from when your dick is uncomfortable against your thing or undergarment

*while walking*
*stops*
haha let me just adjust real quick
*reach and adjust to preference*
ok lets go

by kgbhoneytits, what the lasagna October 21, 2018

Attitude Adjustment

Comes from a Hank Williams Jr. song called Attitude Adjustment, song makes more sence than the lyrics.
The act of correcting a person for their inapropriet actions, for stepping over the line, to show your dominance over them, or to let them know their place with you. Similar to correctiing a dog on a slip collar. It involves a brief correction, typically involving something other than your fist or hand, like a stick, belt, pipe, tire iron, or cane. This is not a full on beating, asskicking, or fist fight, just one or two hits with the tool of choice to let them know they don't want anymore.

Father: That piece of shit son in law treats your sister like shit, and everyone else for that matter.

Son: Come on pop I'll get the tire iron from my truck and well give him an attitude adjustment.

Here is part of the song from Hank Williams Jr. - Now I've got this big old Brother-in-law
And me and him just never did get along
Cause he just wasn't treating my sister nice.
He got drunk one night and started and beating me up
And I went and got a tire tool out of my truck
And straightened him out as cold as a block of ice.
It was an attitude adjustment and it'll work every time.
An attitude adjustment-I made him see the light.
Now he says I'm his kind of man,
He comes around me with his hat in his hand
It was an attitude adjustment; I cured his family pride.

by SquigmanFraud March 24, 2009

freshman adjustments

Kanye Wests awesome mixtapes.

tony: damn man this song is dope what is it?
steve: Self conscious off of yeezy's freshman adjustments.

by foshotoofresh March 31, 2009

adjectiveless

too good to be true. describes a noun that doesn't step up to any adjectives

The Broadway show was adjectiveless.

by Ugwana April 10, 2010

adjusticate

When your male extremity requires attenton after an involuntary reaction to a hot piece of ass.

While in line at the bank, I had to adjusticate myself after staring at the girl in the yoga pants.

by BigN_Tasty January 21, 2016

Adjustment Disorder

Adjustment Disorder is a deep set fear of not only change but of leaving the house, going on a date, sleeping at a friends home, moving, among other normal everyday things. Adjustment disorder is caused by little things that internally scar us although we may not know when it happens. For example:

I am at home all day for a few weeks and then when I go out I feel like I am guilty of something or like I won't have a home to go back to.

I sleep over at a friends house and I have to go home halfway through the night because I am afraid to be away from home too long.

I start working at a new job and I feel like I am going to be fired for something little like dropping a pencil because I am attached to my old job.

Adjustment Disorder doesn't make a lot of sense to someone who doesn't have it. It is a difficult thing to cope with. It makes us afraid of random things that no one else even gives a second thought.

My Adjustment Disorder keeps me from dating again because I am bone chillingly afraid that I will get hurt again after being single for a year.

by Willowgirl August 28, 2016