Woody Shavings

When your so turned on,and depressed at the same time,that you go balls deep in a pencil sharpener

My girl just left me think I'mma pull a woody shavings with my pencil sharpener

by San Whorlo February 20, 2018

toodie woodie

when you fart and get hard; the ultimate embarrassment

John was presenting to the class, when he pulled a toodie woodie and had to leave the country

by Collloser The Typer Boi March 06, 2022

Woody Invite

When you don’t get invited to the party by your bestie

Were you invited? No I got a woody invite

by The Chainsaw chronicles December 22, 2022

woody flip

when you take a viagra and ecstacy at the same time obviously for sexual reasons

Mario : Man these pills are kinda downers not sure if I'm gunna be able to get up....if you know wut I mean

Daved: why don't you just woody flip

by Jukeb0x June 19, 2009

woody sweet

something that is woody, while also being sweet.

Damn girl, your ass is woody sweet.

Dude, you gotta smoke some of this. It's woody sweet.

by Enid Zero December 19, 2008

Woody Woodpecker

A cartoon character everyone remembers but never watched

Jon: Woody Woodpecker is one of my favorite cartoon characters!

by LoonStock June 29, 2023

Sparky woody

The term used for when individual(s) have a weed roach and suck extremely hard to inhale every inch of the smoke left while saying “sparky woody”

“She boutta hit that sparky woody”

by Tuffpuppy September 17, 2021