6 year old looking at moms ID card
Sex: F
He laughs
Mom: What’s so funny?
Kid: I can’t believe you’re so bad in sex that you failed in it.
Husband died laughing
Sex: F
He laughs
Mom: What’s so funny?
Kid: I can’t believe you’re so bad in sex that you failed in it.
Husband died laughing
by pwun August 11, 2021
Get the Sexmug. The reproduction of two living organism for the purpose of producing offspring. During the act of sex the male places his penis into the female's vagina. This stimulates the sexual organs to the point of climax and ejaculation. During ejaculation the male releases a batch of semen which only one will be able to fertilize the female's egg.
by MorbidCuteness September 11, 2019
Get the Sexmug. by OmmakSexy April 30, 2022
Get the Sexmug. by STEPBRO ACTION November 2, 2020
Get the Sexmug. Sex is something I want to do to this man so badly that I daydream about it every day. It's something I crave so bad that I tingle when I see him, I want to climb this man like Mount Everest. I could suck this man every day and still want more.
by Ilovethatmansobad June 11, 2023
Get the Sexmug. Oi you little slut wtf you searching up sex on the urban dictionary you hoe. Search for something that will help your life istead of this you bitch
But still it’s about when a guy will put his dick (penis) in a girls vagina and push in and out constantly and the girl is probably gonna moan
But still it’s about when a guy will put his dick (penis) in a girls vagina and push in and out constantly and the girl is probably gonna moan
Play script
Boy : Damn your so tight
Girl : *moans* f-faster ahhh
Story
He pushes himself into her slowly as she starts to moan loudly due to the pain. As he is deap enough, he starts to pull out slowly then repeats. She starts to feel pleasure as he kept on going in and out. She commanded him to go faster and he obeyed going deeper and harder too. She soon screams that she is going to cum
???play script
Boy : hey uhh you wanna have sex I mean we have been boyfriend and girlfriend for a long time now * scratches back of neck as he laughs awkwardly*
Boy : Damn your so tight
Girl : *moans* f-faster ahhh
Story
He pushes himself into her slowly as she starts to moan loudly due to the pain. As he is deap enough, he starts to pull out slowly then repeats. She starts to feel pleasure as he kept on going in and out. She commanded him to go faster and he obeyed going deeper and harder too. She soon screams that she is going to cum
???play script
Boy : hey uhh you wanna have sex I mean we have been boyfriend and girlfriend for a long time now * scratches back of neck as he laughs awkwardly*
by Nigga/pls.co.bitch/k August 21, 2018
Get the Sexmug.