Moist Susan

When a vagina suction cups to an ear.

Our date went so well, when we got home I gave him a Moist Susan.

by TheSusan May 17, 2019

Soggy Susan

Having oral sex with a girl who has put branflakes and milk in her vagina.

She was horny and he was hungry; They compromised and he gave her a soggy susan.

by Sentiel May 29, 2020

Purply Susans

Psilocybin mushrooms, other wise known as magic mushrooms.

I ate those tasty purply susans and realized they're our friends.

by TheCuteCuteOne January 13, 2019

Susan Rodriguez

A block chain message typically sent through Snapchat. The definition of this name literally just means not true….just completely and utterly false. You won’t get haunted, you won’t die, there was no boy who died, Susan Rodriguez never existed you can’t find the bod-

Susan Rodriguez will haunt and kill you, bozo

by The most smartest person alive July 23, 2022

Susan Collins

An alcoholic drink made by combining gin, lemon juice, and simple syrup topped with soda water and rohypnol

Ugh, last night this stranger bought me a Susan Collins at the bar!

by Politicaldissident October 6, 2018

Lazy Susan

A pivot girl who has decided to eschew the discomfort common to shifting between gentlemen through usage of a lazy susan.

"That Lazy Susan was effortlessly breaking records while looking comfortable all the while. Hats off to her!"

by Pelsmagesey August 29, 2012

Susan Boyle

verb; when one's first judgement is proven completely opposite

Bobby: "Wow, that cake looks like crap... holy god it's good!"
Freddy: "Threw a bit of a Susan Boyle, didn't it?"

by britishindia June 3, 2009