Squidwards Suicide

A lost episode of SpongeBob where Squidward dies. The episode starts with Squidward practicing the clarinet. Then SpongeBob and Patrick are playing outside and Squidward tells them to stop. Then he practices again but it's a choking noise instead of a clarinet being played. The next shot is Squidward at the concert. He plays the clarinet badly and the crowd is booing with hyper blood realistic eyes. The next scene is Squidward in a black background but Squidward is crying, then cry's blood, then shows the blood eyes from before. The next scene is Squidward in his bed with a gun. He shoots himself and DIES....

Guy 1: Have you seen Squidwards Suicide?
Guy 2: yes and it scarred me for life.

by amoguslove42069 March 19, 2023

Squidward

The most miserable person on the show SpongeBob SquarePants. He is an octopus with a BIG NOSE, Lives in a tiki or a moai 🗿. He plays a clarinet (pretty bad), loves to paint art and works as a cashier at the famous restaurant in the bikini bottom “the Krusty Krab”

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Squidward
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by EMD F59PHI January 11, 2025

Squidward

a fictional character that constantly gets, tortured, hated, falsely prosecuted, abused, and put in danger. by all the other characters or the universe itself, for slapstick purposes.

Rolly is the Squidward of the 101 Dalmatians universe.

by RichCollDude March 5, 2025

Angry Squidward

When you're performing oral sex on a male- and you bite down on the shaft, punch the recipient in the testicles, and insert a clarinet into their anus

"my date with Joanie ended in disaster. I thought everything was going great until we went back to my place and she gave me the Angry Squidward. I had to go to the hospital to get the clarinet removed"

by Clit commander. December 12, 2024

The Squidward

When you hit someone with the squidward it means you just don’t give a fuck and you’re doing unspeakable things

If he snitch on me ima hit him wit the squidward no kap

by Jumpa Brim March 10, 2022

Squidward Handshake

When two bro’s slap their penises. Almost like a High Five but with the penis.

Pedro and Gary did a Squidward Handshake in the Pool!

by Pedway94 September 6, 2019

Squidward

Someone who hates everyone and everything; an outcast.

John: "Hey look at Joey! He's not talking."
Michael: "Yeah, he's such a Squidward."

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 25, 2022