Ryan

A ROTC kid who thinks he is a real soldier.

Ryan went to boot camp and then quit, so he could say he was a U.S. soldier.

by Pizza parker December 19, 2017

Ryan

Dangerous sociopath with an affinity for explosives. Keep away from children.

Ryan: "did you hear about that orphanage i blew up?"
Random person: "dude, what the fuck"

by Professor Barry October 18, 2019

Ryan

The most god damn sexually perverted 8th grader there is. He is so chubby and cute. I can’t live without a Ryan.

God damn I wish I had a Ryan!

by Ireneybeanie November 12, 2018

Ryan

SO SMART, uwu

Oh my baby ryan is so semart

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Ryan

A Skinny ugly ass albino douchbag who says lies and is a pussy that hides behind his friend when he gonna get his ass beat.

Ryan was a pussy forever

by The truth Speaker 55654476 October 24, 2019

Ryan

A nonce

Jimmy Savile is such a Ryan

by Xx_OutrageouslySmeggy_xX November 13, 2019

Ryan

A Ryan can usually be found at the local dive bar with a cue stick in one hand and a Corona in the other. They like to make friends and hang out with people, but sometimes they prefer to be alone. Ryans are a paradox; they are extremely outgoing, but they harbor a deep loathing for humanity. If a Ryan has a girlfriend, she will be amazing and not at all passive-aggressive.

Ryans are cocky bastards who refuse to be wrong about anything, and don't like to be told what do.

But all in all, Ryans are an okay bunch of fellas who just need a good swift kick every now and then.

See that guy over there holding the cue stick and downing his eighth Corona? Yeah, that's Ryan.

by Sonsypants August 15, 2011